Join the new world

It was officially announced by Prime Minister Mr Woldy today that, as predicted, the eUK will leave its current alliance.



The reasons given for leaving ”TERRA”, an alliance consisting of several amiable to good British allies and a couple countries whose foreign relations had consisted of little more than all out trolling and occupation for years, were a general lack of respect and dictating foreign policy, culminating with Mr Woldy finally capitulating to the overwhelming popular pressure of the last few months, and declared eIreland a Natural Enemy.

Inevitable parallels were drawn between the EDEN invasion of TERRA member Japan, two alliances united against ONE, which bore no reprisals, instead this action resulted in a fake-out “stop derping around in Terra” Natural Enemy Proposal by the eUnited States yesterday against the eUK.

Claims that to the eUK “Terra's many wars were inconvenient to [the eUK]” by the current President of the eUnited States, Emerick, yesterday seem not to take into account that over the last 50 days, orders from the Ministry of Defence have overwhelmingly been to support TERRA interests other than her own, 14:4. Nor does it seem to take the actions of more organised civilian groups like the 7th Armoured Division, a British based militia, who were responsible for cutting ePolish access to their eFrench Rubber, whilst liberating French and South American territories with only their own funding.

Other points raised, such as the occupation of Northern Ireland over the last month, and eIreland’s tanking against the eUK both to keep the region out of its rightful hands and in the South East of England, after the strange failed-invasion of eBelgium, was aligned by some to the rental agreement the eUK had with Serbia, cut by outside forces breaking a substantially profitable deal to both the eUK and TERRA, as it took money out of ONE’s coffers.

It now seems that the eUnited Kingdom will try and remain neutral, outside of any organised alliance offering support to those it considers friends, like eGermany who no doubt will once again garner support in their upcoming battles with ePoland.

How long this arrangement or British sovereignty will last, only time will tell, but it has already been bandied about by those not in power, either as a troll or a serious unofficial suggestion that the eUK join ONE, and potentially switch one set of masters for another.

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