[SQRT] The New Order
Thedillpickl
Written by: Thedillpickl (under duress)
Greetings Citizens!
ATTENTION: It is the Praetor's order that you play this music.
(Yeah, I know it's Star Wars music, you try to find a Romulan march.)
Thedillpickl's whereabouts are unknown. The coward ran off screaming something about flying saucers & space aliens. (Personally I think he's flipped his lid.) Fear not my friends! It is I, Squirtious Maximus, your new Praetor here to defend and serve all true Romulans... That's right, I said f'ing Romulans. Now hush up, this will be good.
ALL HAIL THE NEW PRAETOR!
also
ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
So now that we've got that straight let me tell you the why and then the how.
Why
You've seen this?
The Nova Roma people wish to take over a planet. The Romulan Empire wishes to take over the Galaxy. (Some people set there goals way to low.) Also we would like to give everyone a good SQRT.
Not that I have any problem with people RP'ing to their little hearts content, but this is getting annoying. So instead of bitching (and that is so hard for me) I figure why not join in the fun. Of course this is where my nonconformist nature kicked in. That explains the 'WHY' part.
How
This is even simpler than why. I know how to use Gimp (sort of) and admins are greedy, they want my gold so they let me change my name. D'oh!
Is He Done Yet?
No one need bow down to the Praetor! No one need do anything. But if you are to follow the noble cause and fight for the Empire then be sure to reprint this drivel every chance you get!
ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
Comments
Pickle juice in the eye rather stings, doncha know.
SQUIRT!
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
lol
I love this, but I hate that you changed your name.
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP!
SQRT IN YOUR EYE!
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL!
We shall cover the barbarians with pickle juice!
a PP (Pickle Pat) thats Squirtious Maximus can be intimidating
love the new name
There is no god, but SColbert
BS in our hearts
BS in our minds
BS now and forever!
ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-nos-war-declared-on-honduras-accommodations-available--2195385/1/20
We declared war on Honduras. Our God is better than your God.
Votado.
voted, 135
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
Voted.
Voted; good to see you've seen the awe-inspiring irony of all this RP'ing effort towards unity Maximus.
In all seriousness though this theme seems suiting given the origins of the star empire breaking off from their logical cousins.
Logic is great... as long as it doesn't get in the way of my ruling the galaxy.
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
All hail Bristel!
BRSTL in your butt
BRSTL in your naughty parts
BRSTL in your soul
All things serve the Beam
√
your avatar is brilliant, it's a mix of pure success and power, especially your choice of color and font type for the name is absolutely excellent!
I was truly horrified until I read this....then I realized I loved your more than ever.
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
nice..i cant wait to SQRT
Sorry Pickl, but is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I heard about SQRT was Squirtle from Pokemon? Heads to my corner...
SQRT IN YOUR EYE jizz
I SQRTed
VERY nicely done.
SQRT at home. SQRT on the world.
wait, why are we taking the Square Root of everything?
I was wondering, "Who the hell is Squitious Maximus and how did I get a subscription to their paper?
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP!
SQRT IN YOUR EYE!
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL!
Merle Corey
Day 1,885, 08:22
"wait, why are we taking the Square Root of everything?"
^ math major
The real new order http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-order1-2109189/1/20
😁^
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on Neptune, we shall fight on the moons of Jupiter and oceans of liquid nitrogen on Uranus, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the solar system, we shall defend our planet, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the plains of Giza, we shall fight on their landing pyramids, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender...
ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
where's Hannibal when you need him
Sqirt? Someone said squirt? Voted hard!
@SGTRock, look above you. 😃😃
ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
uh-huh