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[#SaveHailAstrid] There Once Was A Guy Called Astrid

Day 3,205, 03:35 • Published in United Kingdom

• by HebronGazelle

There once was a guy called Astrid
And nude pics is what he plastered
All over Congress
It sure was a mess
Homophobics complained, moaned and hid

It seems verse two was requested
Right after Astrid was messaged
By the admins
Who saw Astrid sin
I'll be here to supply you the latest

FightAndProduce claimed it a fake
Cheetah suspected Arrlo the snake
Congress at war
Change from the bore
A story like this you could not make

Astrid's messages were finally removed
Arrlo cheered while FaP and Cheetah booed
#SaveHailAstrid
Don't you see what he did?
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