[MoFA] Update on the War
Foreign Office
Stereotypical corny patriotic first ever video tune.
Hello citizens of the eUnited Kingdom
I am here today to tell you the tale of the next stage of the War with the United States of America.
The UK, after discussing with the eMerican government, as well as reflecting on our recent victories both on the battlefield, and on the chessboard (Ty Sir Jimmy) have agreed to their proposal for a training war.
“One bad move man, one bad move” - Yui, 2k16
This war was not wanted by the UK, as you all know prompted when the USA attacked us due to supposedly receiving no reply to our training war request, which may or may not be true, depending on which government minister you ask
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Yui does claim that the reason for the war is the fact congress voted to pay itself, and claims that now congress have turned down this decision, that a training war has been agreed to, however the case simply is because we as UK Citizens want what is best for the country. Congress did not vote down the law in order to attain a training war with the USA, and my expectation was indeed to wait until after the CP election to see if the next CP would be receptive. However for whatever reason it may be claimed, Yui has today expressed wish in a training war.
For the most part, we have agreed to it.
The Training War will revolve around Wales, West Midlands, and North West of England, while the rest of the USA controlled regions will be regained by the UK.
Now, the legislation is sketchy here, so it has indeed gone to Congress for a vote, or will be going depending on the time you are reading this article. Woldy sums it up pretty neatly here:
Hello Congress.
That wunderbar MoFA AMD has reached an agreement he and I feel is of great benefit it to us regarding the US war.
That agreement is to consider the war a training war from this point onwards, with the only contested UK regions being NWoE, Wales and WM.
This is a great resolution to the impromptu invasion and something we shall be enacting immediately. (Yes that means the 50k CO proposal is now moot). This means the return of eUK regions not mentioned above inc our key tax income regions. It also means ceasing hostilities and marks a return to cordial relations.
The constitution isn't entirely clear on what the role of Congress is in the event of a War being made a TW, as TWs do not strictly exist as an IG proposal and the gov can fight however it wants. But as the terms of the war originally voted on by Parliament has changed it seems appropriate to hold a vote to make it henceforth binding.
I am calling therefore for a vote to approve the terms of the TW.
We will be treating it as a training war, and when the vote is ratified by congress it will be binding.
O7 Thank you eUK
Any Questions, comment below.
AMD
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Comments
God Save King Woldy
[Rubber stamp of approval]
Aaron = Bae and best MOFA 😛
love you
"... and marks a return to cordial relations." Yes, of course, cause in the resource wars we had a TW to help both countries and they sabotaged us, then they attack us out of "boredom", I agree that a TW is the best conclusion to this conflict. But cordial relations is way too much.
they didn't sabotage us as much as tried to bolster their own position
Are you Yankee?
Are you Yankee?
Are you Yankee in disguise?
Arrrrrrrrrre you Yankee in disguise?
Yeah they took the piss in the RW. But they were in the not so exclusively club of two, due to our great comrades in europe eFrance. It's our responsibility to lay down terms of engagement and not partake in one-sided TW where they get a great benefit for agreeing to hit on us. Maybe something like a 'good relations' deposit that the aggressor pays upfront and gets returned if they go home at the right point.
God Save the King!
Not sure about the last image, the masculine/feminine undertone or rather the nature of our relationship regarding military engagements.
Looks like we're being f****d either way.
We're a bottom
The National Anthem needs more verses, like this one for example:-
Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the Queen!
Best National Anthem verse ever.
waaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
nutters
tfw half your latest CP article is made totally irrelevant
Nice tho, I greatly approve.
Why do you think we did it?
God Save the King Woldy
God Save the Queen
The best MoFA ever AMD !!!,
Love ya AMD 😃
'Yui does claim that the reason for the war is the fact congress voted to pay itself'
What the actual f..??
So the USA really invested their money and attacked us just so we would repeal a bill? The American education system really needs updating.
AMD the best MOFA!