(Flashback) Revisiting an old retarded article.

Day 4,729, 10:40 • Published in USA USA • by Josh Whitehead

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Editor's Note: I had 8 of many teeth needed to be pulled two days prior to publication. I originally wanted to write an article about the upcoming CP elections and who I would vote for. Naturally, it would be a very long article pointing both sides but I'm too tired, in too much pain and cranky and the article would be completely biased and I don't think it would be fair. In substitute, below you will see an original article that I published many years ago and I have no idea what it's referencing to.

It was originally published on Monday, December 7th 2015 and the title of that article was “(VP) You have THE RIGHTS to fight against or for Dictatorship.”



Welcome retards,

Its sadly me again, reporting for booty...i mean duty.

Yesterday and today's media has been fulfilled with ‘hope’ and ‘happy-go-lucky’ articles. Well, the comments on said articles are so happy. Filled with slanderous nonsense, its all SFP’s fault, we need dick-tat-tor-ship. The best comments of all was this;




Huh weird. The retards all banded together and voted based on their beliefs, their rights and the voice they know.

Huh, weird. The retards that use eRepublik to let their voices be heard did that on eRep itself and not forums.

Huh weird. The retards are retarded. I did not know that. I'm a retard. Hurrraahh


But, let's all be respectful to one another. I remember when the eUSA forums were used to educate one another, positive vibes were sent, distribution of diverse topics were talked among yourselfs. Today, its no longer like that.

I remembered when players could be players without calling eachother names.



Lets stop with the gross name calling and play eRep. You can report a player for whatever it is to the admins all you want, the words will be forever embedded in our hearts. You can hurt someone, destroy someone but you will never BE somebody than a butthole.

Now, lets move onto something else. Today, I've had a bit of fun with fellow players on my Newsfeed about Dictatorship. Do we not know what or how dictatorship is ran? Im not sure if you know what it means. Congress has passed a MADE UP META LAW THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T DO THAT. (Thats the weirdest meta law ever that was made....outside of eRepublik.) But it seems the people are FED up with how things are being ran, and have decided to JOIN TOGETHER and fight for what they belive is right. Alas, others do not. So, we need to work together but it seems like we can’t do that.

Its more amusing that you, the eUSA citizens have THE RIGHT to throw a Dictatorship against something you do not believe in. Apparently, your dear leader Congress does not believe you have that right. Your rights have been stripped to the crumbs of toast. That's called Dictatorship. Hurrr durrr.

Its more amusing that you, the eUSA citizens have THE RIGHT to throw a Dictatorship against something you do not believe in. Apparently, your dear leader Congress does not believe you have that right. Your rights have been stripped to the crumbs of toast. That's called Dictatorship. Hurrr durrr.



Now, as VP of this great nation. I solely believe that you, the player of this game, of eUSA have the sole right to vote, to voice your opinions, to do what you believe is right. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Now, of course as long as it's not against our nation or PTOing us, yadda yadda. Common sense crap.

You have that right and ‘blacklisting’ someone because you don't like that opinion is childish. Blacklisting someone because they voice their opinion is boring. We all might as well change our usernames to pizza the hut/serbs/something chile related. If you support a Dictatorship, you are not against the nation. If you are against Dictatorship, you are not against the nation. Goes with fighting.

Again, this is just two people with two different views.

Again, fight each other as long as its not some dumb ptoing, personal gain yadda yadda.

Again, this is why a war of overthrowing the Dictatorship is HAPPENING RIGHT MEOW. People are fed up.

Today, many who are still upset with me, go ahead and screen capture EVERYTHING i say, because apparently we, the players have been stripped of our rights. The meta gaming is getting out of control. DO YOU NOT understand how overthrowing a Dictatorship means?

It is being claimed that in this CIVIL WAR, you are fighting against america. Oh ho yes, those are not my words. For sure, not my words but the words of people who are claiming and threatening me, and others to blacklist us because we believe what is right.

As VP, i will NOT strip your rights. You are not a traitor. This is two people with just two different opinions ya goofs.Again, VP represents the whole nation. You, me and all have to work together. We need to stop it.

But oh no! Im wrong! Very wrong, according to congress.

Hey Congress, as VP of this nation who believes people should have a voice (even if I do not like it), or an opinion (even if I do not like it) and the right to fight (even if I do not like it)..... fight me. FIGHT ME REALLY HARD. Give me your best shot.

HURRRRR
-mr. RETARD.
Your retarded VP

Welp, There you have it. A 5 year old article that is still funny to read. Not sure what was in my head 5 years ago to write that but i felt retarded now reading it.


Stay retarded my freinds and have a retard Halloween
-DSS