[Fed] Interview with the Worst Person EVAR, kody5.
MCKitkat
Greetings America,
as a proud new citizen of the U S of A of eRepublik I have no clue what to do with this sentence, so I shall leave you hanging and skip it. I spun the wheel at the Fed Department of Fun and Murder and I had the pleasure of getting to interview the worst person in the US of A. I prefer that much more than the 20k cc currently in Free Parking /s.
So after 1 second of thinking, I knew who I should interview, so without further ado, here is my interview with the worst person in the US of A, kody5.
1 ) You're almost halfway through your term as party president so how would you rate yourself so far?
I'd rate myself better than Fingerguns. BetterThanFingerguns/10
2 ) How do you feel about the big Victory of the Feds at the Congress Elections?
I feel proud that i had a team able to help me make take the party to a higher membership, vote count, and more congressmen despite less regions in the US.
3 ) Tell us why you are the worst
That's a trick question, clearly I'm the best (We here at Luxembourg Times disagree)
4 ) What can we expect from the Feds for the rest of the month ?
More media, more fun, and more quality. I'm planning on fleshing out more of the retention programs i have in mind soon as well
5 ) What can we expect from the feds today?
I'll probably write a congress victory article tonight for tomorrow
once the true results are in.
6 ) Recently you have been called a lot of names, so I would like to go into that a bit more so, do you consider yourself the AT&T of people?
I have AT&T and i haven't had any issues so i don't get it
7 ) Are you the opposite of Batman?
Isn't that batzarro? I don't know about him much (We here at Luxembourg Times take this as a yes.)
8 ) One more question: Bananas?
Did you know bananas emit gamma radiation?
You'd have to eat like 80 bananas a day for 85 years to die from it though
9 ) Last question: Why did you kill Twisted Pixel?
I didn't, tp was my friend and i miss him
Much Love and Praise be Thy Tay Tay
MCKitkat
Comments
Becky ain't amused by this.
He is a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth
wait, you did this interview in the discord channel?
i think i saw it live
Correct, you saw the disaster live 😃
Welcome to the eUS, MCKitkat. I see you are carrying on your long tradition of great journalism. 😉