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"eCitizen" now a Gender

Day 3,314, 15:22 • Published in USA USA

• by Gnilraps

Day 3314 of the New World
December 16, 2016

"eCitizen" now formally recognized as a Gender

San Francisco, CA — After reviewing a local teenage girl’s Tumblr blog, the American Psychological Association confirmed Friday morning that “eCitizen” is now a distinct and definable gender, and should be afforded the same protections that the other 3,492 genders currently enjoy.

The findings came as doctors on the board of the APA were alerted to local Tumblr user "Yui MHCP001", who had made the announcement just one week prior that she no longer identified as a human girl but rather felt her gender most closely aligned with that of her eRepublik eCitizen by the same name.

“I just don’t feel comfortable calling my biologically female self a female any longer,” the brave young eCitizen said in an interview over Snapchat as she applied a goofy filter to make herself look like a bumble bee. “My emotions are the best judge of my reality, and they’re telling me a lot these days that I’m actually a digital manifestation of a politician/soldier/economist living in a place called the 'New World' - so lay off me, you binary cishets.”

“And why don't you just go vote for Donald Trump again!” MHCP001 finished before her mom called her up from the basement to finish her pre-algebra homework.

As of publishing time, the APA was again adjusting its list of genders, as former eCitizen Yui had reportedly announced her new gender identification as a fried potato snack called a "tater tot".

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Gnilraps Day 3,314, 15:23

"eCitizen" formally recognized as a "Gender"

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ecitizen-now-a-gender-2624228/1/20

Amazing News

Oblige Day 3,315, 12:30

Seems about right.

Votrag Day 3,314, 15:26

this kind of things makes me wish usa should get nuked

Cirkaloo Day 3,314, 15:29

I love English language, "pre-algebra" sounds like some kind of math-petting.

Cirkaloo Day 3,314, 15:30

Article is boring tho.

Gnilraps Day 3,314, 15:33

We can't all be you

Cirkaloo Day 3,314, 15:59

If you were me, I would kill myself. Or you. Doesn't matter, because you would be me, but that would mean I would be you. So you would kill me. Sick duck.