[CG4CP] The most important vote you may ever cast.

Day 3,333, 19:15 • Published in USA USA • by chickensguys


Not having an opponent really sucks.

But I will have to make do with what there is. Early this month I freed America from dictatorship. I fought hard and I fought on behalf of everyone. I did it for the American people whether they liked it or not. It was the right thing to do after all. Despite the naysayers I am proud to announce that America is doing an excellent job as a democracy. Life goes on and it is business as usual. So after this immense success I am not too shocked no one is running for President now.

I really want to believe no one is running for President because everyone thinks I will do an amazing job. Just let me believe that.



Before we get to my Presidential platform, I must address the few people who have sent me messages indicating that I did not liberate them. I decided to make a chart to show them the error of their ways.





As President here is my platform.

1% Tax Rate and 1% Vat

High IMPORTS (America First) Serbia does not have free trade and there country is prospering. Let’s do that.

No eUSA Forum The old elite and meta must become team players or be left behind.

Old Allies have made this game stiff, we need new Allies. Canada, Britain and Croatia is the future. Serbs are great people but poor allies. We will do better.

Lots of Fun The game is stale let me make it better.

The Conquest of Pakistan, the holy land. Dio Brando remains.

A cabinet with BRAND NEW PEOPLE. Must I say more? It is time to kick out the same 5 people.



If you support me and if you support the cause of freedom you do not need to comment on this article. The elite keep looking for players to blame for my great success. I don’t want you to be a victim. I ask only that you vote tomorrow. Let the silent majority be heard. Together we can make this game fun and bring back the glory years.