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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1598)

4 Dan 1,598, 16:03 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

As I sat down next to a bloke on the bus he gave me a really strange look.

"That's typical," I thought. "The bus is empty and yet I still end up sitting next to a fucking nutcase."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1597)

4 Dan 1,597, 17:09 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Apart from Humans, the only animal that enjoys having sex is a Dolphin.

I had to shag a LOT of animals to find that out.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1596)

3 Dan 1,596, 11:33 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack.
Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1595)

4 Dan 1,595, 14:43 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

I'm now the main stake holder.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1594)

3 Dan 1,594, 15:47 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Managed to get rid of my mean boss yesterday after he had a heart attack in the office.

If only he'd allowed personal calls on company time, I'd have phoned him an ambulance.

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