Women, Alcohol, and Charity!

Day 1,523, 22:45 • Published in USA USA • by beerman616

So, I'm going to write this article in the best way I know how to get subscribers. Hot women and booze(beer too of course)!



Oh, and did I mention that for every vote this article gets I will donate $20 USD to the Department of Interior to use for either Bewbs 4 Newbs or Meals on Wheels!

!!BONUS!!
Silly me, did I forget to mention that I will also donate 4 Q6 tanks to the Civilian Military Unit for each NEW subscriber that this article receives through Day 1,530! Subs at the time of print were 18.
**Special thanks to Technician for a generous donation of Weapons!



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You know who gets the most girls...

Military men...


Bad ass, right?


Not gonna lie, that's kinda hot! Amirite?










And a great whiskey that is largely unknown...


And my favorite gal...


Well that was enjoyable for everyone.

Now for a very important part...

Ever want to be truly badass?

Below are the links to get you there...

Training Corps
For those of you just starting out on your way to badassery...
Application
Link to Military Unit

National Guard
Strength: 50
Rank: Coporal
Application

Mobile Infantry
Strength: 500
Minimum Rank: Lieutenant
Application
(one of my favorite branches!)

Army
Strength: 1000
Minimum Rank: Major*
Application

Airborne
Strength: 2500
Minimum Rank: Lt Colonel***
Application

And if you think you have the balls...
THE Marine Corps
Strength: 5000
Minimum Rank: Field Marshall
Application
MU Link


I'm very interested in helping other papers advertise here if you are willing to exchange links and help me whore myself out too!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-- Benjamin Franklin

Regards,

Beerman616

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