WHPR [Day 1,021] - Slavonia, Elections, and Leadership
James S. Brady Press Room
Finally, Croatia is whole. Croatia's most valuable region was returned in a landslide battle and I have to say I'm thrilled. Croatia is one of our staunchest allies, seeing them whole is as refreshing as a nice Dr. Pepper.
The battle wasn't even close. I only looked at 12:00 into the battle, and the Serbians only owned 3 tiles. It hasn't changed much all day. I must say, I'm happy the Croatians trusted the United States and Canada. The battle would end in our prime time, so if it had been close it would have been up to us.
I would like to say a quick thank you to the Serbians. They did a ton of damage and I'm quite impressed. More then that, they have shown classy attitudes in this loss. I truly appreciate that and it's nice to see that some Serbians are good sports. I would say just "Serbians", but then I couldn't troll them as much. That's not acceptable, I need to see trolling. It's my life-blood.
That's bro of you guys.
ATO Elections
ATO elections went swimmingly. Don't make fun of me for using the word swimmingly. Moving on. Australia finally beat the mechanically precise voters of Indonesia and will hopefully remain free.
We also won the Bosnian, North Corean, and Norwegian elections, all of which were contested. I would like to thank the admins for really trying this election. Removing all those multis and actually affecting the election was a huge thing. Keep at it. I appreciate it.
I'd like to thank all of you who voted ATO. It is really appreciated by our allies and it keeps them in the fight. Remember, follow instructions and do your part.
USA Elections
In the most ridiculous elections ever, Krems pulled out a win. I say ridiculous for a number of reasons.
1). I expected Krems to win in a landslide. The fact Cromstar was winning for most of the day was a huge surprise.
2). The multi-smash (Regan-style) at the end was insane.
3). It was so, so close.
I'd like to say congratulations to both candidates for such a close race and thank them for running such a clean campaign. I have absolutely no reason to question Cromstar's ethics. I sincerely doubt that he made multis to vote for him. I more believe that someone disliked Krems and sought to get revenge on him in some manner and making Krems lose the election seemed like the best way to do it.
Your leadership-elite
Your government won't be changing a whole lot because the administration likes the way its workers are performing (one Secretary of Media in particular, I heard), otherwise they would have been fired.
A major change, however is that we have a different Vice President. Colin Lantrip will be taking over for Publius in that role. I'd like to thank Publius for his great work last month and the time he spent helping America.
Unfortunately, a full cabinet list hasn't been finalized. We'll be sure to get that to you as soon as possible.
Secretary's note: With Krems' victory, I'll be remaining as your Secretary of Media. Sucks for you. I'll wait while you bawwwww. Now, I'll cry. There goes an hour of sleep/free time every night. Oh well. I do it because I love you, America. More then that, I love the fuzzy feeling I get when I read your comments. Even the Serbians. They make me feel nice too. So, looks like you're stuck with me as your sucky source of government news for the next month. Deal with it.
Don't hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
Comments
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lets have nasty coitus kentel
yes!
also
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/am-quitting-the-game-1509413/1/20.... OH GOD YES!
Broatia!
Cromstar, thanks for being a good sport. \o/
SERBIA GOT OWNED 😃
we would like to congratulate you for participating (rea😛losing) in a beautiful epic gangbang 🙂
You just got punk'd
excellent as always
honestly, youre the best WHPR person i've seen in a long time.
Congrats on the victory.
Colin's VP? That sits swimmingly with me (though Publius is a swimmer as well).
o7
Let's keep the momentum rolling! Excellent article as always.
kentel is the best, this is fact
Actually the guy in Norway was the ONLY candidate, but good article nonetheless ^__^
mechanically precise voters of Indonesia?
More like pieces of crap. Amirite?
Kentel: I hate you.
Aww, shucks, I can't stay mad at you.
> It hasn't changed much all day.
bahahaha, you missed the two times that we were down to a circle around the capital.
I still haven't managed to hate you, so I guess you win?
bukan gara2 ane lho gan
O7
Drpeppermaxxx
Thank you USA!
Nice article bromax!
krems colin frtw
"honestly, youre the best WHPR person i've seen in a long time." x2
WHPR works either as the initials for White House Press Room or short-hand for "Whopper". 🙂.
USA o7