What Does the UIP Mean to Me?

Day 1,179, 11:00 • Published in USA USA • by csabo07


Hey there eAmerica

I know I have been slacking on my article writing lately, and I'd like to apologize for that. My real life is slowly starting to consume my free time, so it can be difficult sometimes. However, now is as good of a time as any to start things up once again. As part of a UIP forum contest made by my almighty banana lord, I am to describe what the UIP means to me. So sit tight and read this up.



Unity: The UIP is more than a party to me. It's a family, where we are all looking out for each other, through the best and the worst. When someone suffers, we help them out. When someone is joyful, we celebrate with them. When somebody is thankful, we ask nothing in return. It's incredible experiencing this in something as simple as a poorly made browser game. The UIP is truly my eFamily, and I couldn't approve of that more. Through thick and thin, we will always be united, hence the name.

Freedom: The word,"Independent," is clearly not taken lightly. Every value of this great party is based off of freedom. You can achieve whatever you WANT to achieve, and nobody has the right to tell you otherwise. No power crazy party presidents handing out orders, no made up power, and no chain of command. Everything done in the UIP is strictly voluntarily. We do what we do because we want (and love) to do it.

Fun: We are a group of hilarious, drunken political bums, AND I LOVE IT. Fun is undoubtedly the clearest trait of this party. Everything we do is a great time. This is honestly the only thing that separates us from all of the other parties. We understand this is just a game, and we accept that. Hell, we embrace it to the fullest! We get laughed at for this all the time, but we just laugh along with it. We are what we are, and I couldn't ask for more!



In summary, the UIP is a home away from home, where I can chill with my awesome family, have some laughs, and achieve greatness all in one place. It is my most valued thing in this entire game.

That, my friends, is what the United Independents Party means to me.



Stay tuned in on my newspaper. I am planning on cranking out two more articles by the end of this weekend. Now for what you all know and love.

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