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This is a new newspaper for all those who need something new, I am Gunshotchief, writer of this article, currently we have 0 subscribers, but that's to be expected.

So welcome to waskington prime! The latest news, although still one of the slowest. We specialize in, bad spelling, humor, and news, like how I got my new house!

First story of the day, US army is recruiting for the latest fight against sweden! currently sweden has 0000 domination points while, by the time this is published, The US has over 1000. Weather conditions are cold, windy, and frostbity so watch out if your stark naked! Wait, why are you naked in the first place? One marine sai😛 Is this an interview? nice, ummm, hello everyone out there! This is fun, beating up the swedish, we get good food, warm clothing, etc. Come on over! he was mistaken.

Since I'm probably the only one reading this, anyone want toast? I'm hungry!

Our second latest story, America is losing states! If that happens, then this newspaper will go out of buisness, and you won't get to read it, please help, you can join the fight by clicking here Alright, since I'm still learning about the game, I'm gonna publish this now.