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For big freedom, Vote T.J. SCOTT for President!

It's that time of the month, folks. The presidentielle is approaching, and we can already hear the clatter of the bureaucratic circus rolling into town. A time when the elites perform their political acrobatics, the wind carries lofty promises, and the audience is treated to amazing acts of policy-making and charisma. It's the greatest show on Earth, a delightful diversion from our mundane daily grind.

Now, let's be real. We, the happy-go-lucky, ever-so-slightly cynical members of the Socialist Freedom Party, representing a motley crew of anarcho-primitavists, far-left-libertarians, democratic-commies, and a colorful assortment of characters including the occasional drunkard, stoner, rocker, and art school student, don't usually place much stock in these bureaucratic electoral spectacles.

Sure, His Whiskered Furriness has done an okay job and That Dude is a stand-up guy. Whatever. It's mostly a matter of pushing the right buttons, after all.


But then there's our arch-nemesis, Zombie Reagan, running for Prez under the American "Freedom" Alliance banner. This joker has a knack for getting under our skin. Frankly, he's a bit of a freak. As the only party with regular training drills for the impending e-Zombie Apocalypse, we at the SFP believe it's our solemn duty to present our own candidate to counter the zombie menace.

Who better for the job than T.J. SCOTT? Tireless Councillor to the Revolutionary Committee, the long-serving Treasurer of the SFP, and a constitutional scholar, T.J. embodies the kind of serene, steadfast, and ego-free thoughtfulness that spells victory against the zombie hordes!



Now, let's make a comparison so you can see for yourself who is the better Freedom candidate...

Here's a recent snapshot of Zombie Reagan, emerging from his Palace of Blood and Gore, once again vying for the runner-up spot, where he can sink his nasty fangs into democracy and freedom and good ol' e-USA socialism should the CP step down:



Eeeeeww!


On the flip side, we have a beautiful painting of T.J. SCOTT, affectionately known as "Captain Freedom" by friends and comrades alike. It proudly hangs in a place of pride in the SFP Recreation Hall far atop Bear Mountain in South Dakota. This amazing artwork depicts T.J., who shuns flashy costumes and secret identities to showcase his socialist superpowers, bringing his awesome Fire of Freedom to repel invading Croats while heroically rescuing an adorable kitten who was caught up in the fiery chaos.



Aaaaaaaaw!


The choice for the true freedom candidate is clear. It's between the repulsive Zombie Reagan, who has a hankering for brains, and the dashing and valiant T.J. SCOTT, who saves cute kittens while defending our nation against its adversaries.






With love and anarchy,
The Socialist Freedom Party






It's a new start for ONWARD! and YOU are the winner!




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Exciting news, eRepublikans!

The Socialist Freedom Party's Revolutionary Committee is unveiling a groundbreaking program that's set to rock the foundations of e-journalism!

Introducing a new start for our journal, ONWARD!, as a fresh and vibrant source of information that will hit your screens at least once a month. Covering everything from the intricate world of Politics to the heart-pounding Military stories and the pulse of Social News, ONWARD! is your ticket to staying in the loop.

But hold on to your keyboards because here's the kicker - YOU can be a part of this electrifying venture!

Are you a wordsmith extraordinaire? A savvy analyst? A daring investigative reporter? Or maybe you're just brimming with captivating stories that the eWorld needs to hear? Well, it's your time to shine because contributors to ONWARD!, along with those who generously share their insights in our riveting articles, will be rewarded with a grant of 10,000 USD as part of our spellbinding Interesting Ink Initiative (I3)!

Oh, and here's the best part - you don't have to be a card-carrying member of the SFP to join in the fun. We're all about inclusivity here, though we do have a tiny little disclaimer that says we might exercise some editorial judgment (just to keep things classy).

So, buckle up, eWorld, because ONWARD! is on a mission to deliver jaw-dropping journalism and fuel your passion for all things eRepublik. Stay tuned for more updates that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seats!

With ink-stained excitement,
The Socialist Freedom Party's Revolutionary Committee









Moar better freedom! Solidarity Forever! No to Zombies! Vote T.J.! Vote SFP!




_{Remember, when taking down zombies, aim for the head!}



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