Vote for the Legion of Socialist Superheroes

Day 5,787, 12:21 Published in USA USA by Socialist Freedom Party
Vote for the Legion of Socialist Superheroes

eRep Day 5788

Song of the week:


Woke up this morning, what did I see
A big black cloud hanging over me
I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead
The news was so bad that I fell out of bed
There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike
Got to be a Superman to survive
Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills
I'm such a wreck but I'm staying alive




SAVE THE WORLD! VOTE S.F.P. FOR CONGRESS



All SFP candidates for US Congress must have seekrit socialist-freedom super-powers. Until today, the real identities of these amazing heroes who've done so much to make the New World a more just and equitable place have been unknown to the general public.

Today, ONWARD! reveals the humble avatars behind these high-flying superfolk. The e-world needs heroes with socially-useful super-powers! So now that you know that these heros are also candidates for Congress, make the obvious choice... Vote SFP!!


Introducing this month's Legion of Socialist Superheroes




Secret Identity: MollyMock

Super Hero Identity: Comrade Dynamo possesses the power to generate renewable energy on demand, lighting up cities with the strength of the working class.






Secret Identity: Camarada Guerrero

Super Hero Identity: Mutual Manifester Man transforms thoughts into reality, bringing about collective desires for social justice.





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Secret Identity: Neodeg

Super Hero Identity: Eco-Equity Enforcer Lad ensures environmental justice by controlling the weather to heal ecosystems and protect marginalized communities.






Secret Identity: Elorinn

Super Hero Identity: Mutual Manifester Man transforms thoughts into reality, bringing about collective desires for social justice.






Secret Identity: shiloh13

Super Hero Identity: The Chainbreaker frees minds from oppressive ideologies, allowing people to think critically and question authority.







Secret Identity: PimpDollaz

Super Hero Identity: Syndi-Sparks sparks social change by igniting the passion for labor rights and equitable wages in the hearts of workers.







Secret Identity: The Prince Simba

Super Hero Identity: The Utopian Usher transports players to a world where anarcho-syndicalist ideals are realized, providing hope for a better tomorrow.






Secret Identity: Franklin Stone

Super Hero Identity: The Freegan can make objects and resources appear from thin air, promoting resource sharing and reducing waste.






Secret Identity: Pfenix Quinn

Super Hero Identity: The Rebel Rhapsodist empowers activists with inspirational speeches and songs, sparking revolutionary zeal.






Save the world!
Solidarity Forever!
Fill Congress up with Socialist Superheros! Vote SFP!


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