Unraveling the corruption of the eUS congress
TomT
I'm back eAmerica.... and I'm sad I'm back. After months in hiding, thinking that the threat was over, I've come across some outrageous evidence. Corruption has returned to congress.
According to my inside source whom I shall never name... A little cash changed hands recently... Link.
Donate
Proposed by Jon Barack Bluejacket, yesterday
Do you agree to transfer 40 USD from the country accounts to Congressional Budget Office?
ACCEPTED
The law voting process takes 24 hours.
24
Yes
17
No
Lets take a closer look eAmerica. Why would congress vote yes on this...
First look at the proposer Jon Barack Bluejacket. Jon Barack is obviously a French Canadian name which should have been a red flag immediately for our honest congressmen. So how did this proposal get passed? The answer is in the following photo...
You are hearing it hear first America... Jon Barack Bluejacket is actually Jon the French Canadian Bluebutt! A known monkey conspirator and operator of many terrorist cells on American soil! Whats worse? He has Mob connections!
If you take a look at the Bluebutt's profile you will see that his highest damage campaign in Sardinia... Where is Sardinia?
Mob central.....
How could our congress approve a 40 dollar proposal from this gangster? My answer? They were obviously on the take.... Inside sources inform me that the 40 dollars was used to payoff the 41 congressmen who voted. They were smart in having a smaller number vote no but wait a minute.... 40 dollars for 41 congressmen? Doesn't add up right? That's because there is more... it goes all the way to the top eAmerica.... and soon you will have the truth.
Until next time, Awesome-O is back in hiding.
Comments
Oh the OUTRAGE!
40 usd ?
whats the point... or what am I missing ?
I voted no so before you go lumping us all in the same boat....
I thought i was gonna be dissapointed by this article, but I am amused.
I am so glad to see Awsome-O news back. It is satire people.
Is it kind of like this law http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/USA/104128 ? It seems WAY worse than the 40, considering its 400000 USD...
Outrageous
The cat is being paid in British pounds. Does this relate to the BPPR?
Qu'est-ce une catastrophe!
You have uncovered my evil plot!
Make no mistake, my donation proposal was not merely a stupid typo, and the most embarrassing moment of my congressional career.
It was a well-orchestrated plot to a) comprise the entire US congress, and, b) destroy the US economy.
Oh, and you're right. $1 a piece was not enough to buy the votes I needed to make my plot succeed. I also had to offer each participating congressman a white, long-haired Persian cat. It is necessary to have one sitting in one's lap while stroking the fur, cackling diabolically, and plotting further... Eeeeevil.
Voted and subscribed. Now that you have my number, I need to keep careful track of which of my schemes have been discovered.
Vive le Québec!
JBB
Under-secretary of Evil
US Congress
How would we ever know what is really is going on without TomT's hard-hitting exposes?
This journalist is a national treasure.
40 today sure, but it could be 41 tomorrow, If we do not take a stand now.
Great article, I can't wait to read more.
Voted
JBB is a traitor and should never be elected again. Thousands lost due to that typo.
-Inwegen
Chief of Staff
Director - CIA
(If you don't understand this is a joke.... quit playing)
Round up the usual suspects immediately! This $40 thievery shall be avenged!
END CORRUPTION NOW -- RETURN TO THE BARTER SYSTEM
Why is the Speaker of the House silent on this obvious miscarriage of the public trust?
Storm Washington! Burn the place down!
Hang Senator 40!!!!
We're watching you TomT
If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding out in a volcanic island in the South China Sea hollowed out to hold my fleet of stolen nuclear submarines and lasers.
And, I will order the destruction of the eRepublik world as we know it, unless my demands are met.
I demand... $42 dollars.
(touches tip of pinky finger to corner of mouth, and emits gales of sinister laughter).
I LOL, too funny for a honest mistake.
07
RBU
omaiGod
it's funny cause its true 😣
I donated $40 to JBB
LMFAOooOOOoO @
"Exalted Druid Day 1,614, 20:24
40 today sure, but it could be 41 tomorrow, If we do not take a stand now. "