Join the new world

AND another weekend is half over in my time zone. Time to review what, if anything anyone has accomplished.

Let's see. Hmmmm. 97% of all known players in every known universe has managed to out rank me. Fortunately, I am cruising down the freeway in my Bentley, tapping this missive to you with my nose, and I may have that sinking feeling, but I don't really care, so long as I can cause a little havoc every now and then. Sidewalks are not what they used to be, points for hitting pedestrians have lowered in the last few years and the screams of the elderly no longer hold me in thrall as in days long past.

Did I mention I am running for party president? Switched parties to narrow the field of competition. If you are a party member, please refrain from voting for me, since I an too old, feeble and senile for the position. I've nary a clue as to what I might do in the unlikely event of election. Perhaps a long, undeserved vacation will relieve the stresses involved.

Well, I've grown bored with this writing thingy. ta!