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Thomas765: The Story so Far!

Day 1,493, 11:34 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Bob Boblo

Just 17 days ago, Thomas765 rode on a wave of support inspired by this papers endorsement to make it all the way to the cosy domestic bliss of Number 10 Downing Street. Halfway through his term we ask: has he lived up to expectations?

Domestic: We are about to be conquered by Leprachauns, Frogs and Stoners.

Economy: Our resources are being plundered by Leprachauns, Frogs and Stoners

The Irish Army

Military: We have been losing battles to Leprachauns, Frogs and Stoners

Foreign Affairs: Thomas765 does not have sufficent prowess with females to have a foreign affair. Not even with a Leprachaun, Frog or Stoner.

Our Verdict: Thomas765 has been a failure and the nation is losing hope. Vague rumours of Bob Boblo running for president are the only thing keeping the country going. This is our moment of reckoning. The time has come for Thomas765 to prove he has flair and an element of surprise. Stop being predictable, Thomas. We can get back into this war with a surprise blitzreig of Belgium.

The people have spoken! #BurnBrussels