The Switzerland Scoop #7

Day 791, 14:11 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512
Welcome back, one and all!
For today's article, I will discuss several critical topics that affect eSwitzerland today.

1) We suck.

So I was taking a look at the World Map yesterday, and I was checking out Switzerland. Guess what I saw. NOTHING!

Guys, we have no iron, no diamonds, no oil, no nothing. How are we supposed to take over the world like THAT? Luckily, you have the awesome power of Penguin4512 on your side. I have devised a plan that will get us some iron, and fast.

Step 1: Identify close sources of iron.


Step 2: Grab onto it with a big grappling hook.


Step3: ROB 'DEM!


We win, they lose. Problem solved. With our new found iron, we can get ready for Step 4 of the plan (Run like hell when Ukraine invades).

2) Switzerland's top rated articles are in CHINESE


Em... no comment.

3) ICE CREAM!
Sorry, I just had to put that in somewhere.





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