The Purple is Everywhere!
Dougie Flare
The moral of the story you are about to read is that the eUSA is a pretty bad-ass country
Flare Airlines travel plans
Plan one "the hobo plan"
Includes a moving ticket and a banana peal for the road.
mexico ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,11.11 USD
Chubu ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,27.27 USD
Tibet and Chongqing ,,,,,,,27.27 USD
Ireland ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,34.00 USD
Plan two "the non-hobo plan"
Includes a moving ticket and 4 health worth of cookies.
mexico ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,13.31 USD
Chubu ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,29.47 USD
Tibet and Chongqing ,,,,,,,29.47 USD
Ireland ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,36.20 USD
Plan three "the pimp plan"
includes 2 moving tickets and 10 health of lobster.
mexico ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,33.22 USD
Chubu ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,64.54 USD
Tibet and Chongqing ,,,,,,,65.54 USD
Ireland ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,79.00 USD
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Recipe of the Day
Ingredients
1 (16 ounce) package buttery round crackers
1 pound sliced bacon, cut into thirds
1 pound brown sugar
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 250 degrees F (120 degrees C).
2. Arrange crackers in a single layer on a baking sheet. Put on each cracker 1/3 slice of bacon, and sprinkle some brown sugar over all.
3. Bake 1 hour, give or take, or until browned and crisp. Serve warm. (don't let cool and get hard)
special thanks to Jelly9473 for helping me out with finding zones and to PieGuy for giving me the idea. Thank you!
Comments
"Flare Airlines" tm
is a non-profit business established to help you get your tan on
great article once again
Naww I change my mind I could never be a first whore. I don't have the balls for it.
PURPLE EVERYWHERE
lol
Voted, We're a p cool country 😃
Hahahaha. Great article, Dougie!
Voted + Sub (:
Dougie For President
lol
very original
v+s
Those 4-inch heels?
Innovative Approach concealed within an Appealing Article; V/s
Those seem like good opportunities, but does dougie airlines take you to antarctic?
Only in the summer Jack.
p cool article
Was that croc in Florida takin' a crap?
Wow there's American flags everywhere
I just wanted some attention. Hi everyboobies...I mean body.
\o/ Bacon... and Dougie I miss your artwork 😃
Uau, you have a nice country and I would like to fly with Flare Airlines