The Purple is Everywhere!

Day 1,139, 17:35 Published in USA USA by Dougie Flare


The moral of the story you are about to read is that the eUSA is a pretty bad-ass country















Flare Airlines travel plans

Plan one "the hobo plan"

Includes a moving ticket and a banana peal for the road.

mexico ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,11.11 USD
Chubu ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,27.27 USD
Tibet and Chongqing ,,,,,,,27.27 USD
Ireland ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,34.00 USD


Plan two "the non-hobo plan"

Includes a moving ticket and 4 health worth of cookies.

mexico ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,13.31 USD
Chubu ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,29.47 USD
Tibet and Chongqing ,,,,,,,29.47 USD
Ireland ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,36.20 USD

Plan three "the pimp plan"

includes 2 moving tickets and 10 health of lobster.

mexico ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,33.22 USD
Chubu ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,64.54 USD
Tibet and Chongqing ,,,,,,,65.54 USD
Ireland ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,79.00 USD


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Recipe of the Day

Ingredients

1 (16 ounce) package buttery round crackers
1 pound sliced bacon, cut into thirds
1 pound brown sugar


Directions

1. Preheat oven to 250 degrees F (120 degrees C).

2. Arrange crackers in a single layer on a baking sheet. Put on each cracker 1/3 slice of bacon, and sprinkle some brown sugar over all.

3. Bake 1 hour, give or take, or until browned and crisp. Serve warm. (don't let cool and get hard)






special thanks to Jelly9473 for helping me out with finding zones and to PieGuy for giving me the idea. Thank you!