The answer is yes, okay!

Day 910, 13:38 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Ines Schumacher

So there I was, hanging out in IRC (cause #eSouth_Africa is such a cool place to hang out), and our ambassador to eMalaysia Rubie Richmond comes in looking exhausted. "What is it?" asked Amun Nefer, the deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs. Rubie slumps down in a cosy chair, grabs a beer cause it's nearly Phuza Thursday and sighs.

"I just got asked whether our Minister of Security, Ines, is hot. I didn't realise that was part of my job as ambassador," he says.

The whole room sighs. You see, we get this question a lot. In fact, Rubie should have been briefed on this. The whole eWorld hears that eSouth Africa has me and they just can't help asking about me. You see, I'm just that famous. But frankly, I'm getting sick of these infernal questions. It's a well understood fact that I have earned my place as the hottest property on the block in eSouth Africa (if not the eUS Airborne as well).

So yes, Malaysia. I am hot.
(Amun agrees, so this is a very official statement.)

Furthermore, I propose that my hotness is forever enshrined in the citizenship message. I mean, who cares where the newbies can read up on how to play the game or even where the forums are? All it needs to say is:

Hello new citizen,

Ines is hot.

Signed,
Mulderpf
President of eSouth Africa and completely in eLove with Ines (as everyone is)

Mulderpf, make it happen. Or you will be kicked out of the elite elitist group and I shall have you impeached! Impeached, I say!


That's not me. I'm like a quadzillion times hotter than that. Just to give you an idea.

Oh, and just so you know, I just got eEngaged to the hottest guy in eSouth Africa, Azreal, so don't bother asking. kthxbai