TDE | The Feds Need YOU

Day 5,691, 06:30 • Published in USA USA • by logan Dunleavy

Good morning, and welcome back to another edition of the Daily Exclaimer, where I keep you informed. This morning we are going to be discussing my beloved and proud Federalist Party.

In the past several days I have had the honor of taking the reigns as President of the Federalist Party. A party that I affectionately call the "Old Man of eAmerican politics" - being the remaining link to the original top five parties from many years ago.

With new leadership comes new opportunities for growth! That's why I'm here to tell you that the Federalist Party wants YOU! We are actively recruiting new party membership, with the potential to quickly rise into leadership positions and join an active community of dedicated players.

Joining the Federalists opens the door to advancing your own political aspirations as well as serving your country.

New members, and active members can qualify for new leadership roles I'll be creating, for free food and guns, and for potential prize incentives as my leadership gets underway.

Join our Discord channel today and say hello! We also currently are accepting positions for Congressional races - join to day and serve your country!


The largest (and horniest) party in the eUSA wants you. Join up today to qualify for free food and guns, and to achieve your political aspirations. Or, just to talk to Steve on the Discord.

Together, we can make this game fun again.

Godspeed.