TDE | shefutzu Is the Man

Day 5,676, 07:32 • Published in USA USA • by logan Dunleavy

Good morning, and welcome back to another edition of the Daily Exclaimer, where I keep you informed. This morning we are going to be discussing our Presidential elections.

The Federalist Party is proud to stand with shefutzu, our fearless President! During this course of his Presidency, he has dedicated himself to better out\r beloved eUSA, improving the community experience, and standing firm in our international commitments.

His administration represents a true growth in an era of national unity, begun under President Custer. We see the collaboration of our national political establishment for the betterment of our nation as a whole. In the past, political parties fought tooth and nail for scraps of power, or to fill the ranks of the administration with their friends. Today, we have an era of good feelings, where partisanship is a fleeting notion of the past.

Join together, America. Vote for shefutzu for a second term of good government!

Let us work together to build a strong budget and a stronger country!


The largest (and horniest) party in the eUSA wants you. Join up today to qualify for free food and guns, and to achieve your political aspirations. Or, just to talk to Steve on the Discord.

Together, we can make this game fun again.

Godspeed.