TDE | An Appeal for Our Future

Day 5,635, 06:51 • Published in USA USA • by logan Dunleavy

Good morning, and welcome back to another edition of the Daily Exclaimer, where I keep you informed. This morning we are going to be discussing our always proud and always horney friends, the Federalist Party.

Over the past month our Country has seen increased activity, more news articles have been pumped out, more government programs have been restarted, and our military marches triumphantly across Europe, laying waste to our foes.

Now, we stand at a crossroads. Do we wish to build on this success and continue to rebuild out eCountry? Or do we wish to change directions and begin into the unknown?

This is the question we must ask ourselves before voting for Congress. I urge you, dear reader, to keep steady our ship of state. Last month, the voters delivered to the Federalist Party the largest share of Congressional seats. This month I ask that you do the same.

Vote for the Federalist Party for Congress!

Together, the Feds and our Presidential leadership both current and upcoming can work for practical solutions, continue to increase player retention, increase social welfare programs, see our military continue to kick butt overseas, and bring more players into the fold of the active player base.

Join me, and vote for a secure future!



The largest (and horniest) party in the eUSA wants you. Join up today to qualify for free food and guns, and to achieve your political aspirations. Or, just to talk to Steve on the Discord.

Together, we can make this game fun again.

Godspeed.
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