TDE | A Congressional Round Up - April 2023

Day 5,638, 13:04 Published in USA USA by logan Dunleavy

Good afternoon, and welcome back to another edition of the Daily Exclaimer, where I keep you informed. This afternoon we are going to be discussing our most recent Congressional elections.

What a time to be alive! Just the other day our country saw the highest Congressional election turnout in several months! This is further proof that the Custer Administration and his hardworking team have been making important inroads in increasing player participation. Of course this is not an overnight project and we must have faith that our next President will be just as competent and effective.

Not only has this been a successful election in terms of turnout but a success for the Federalist Party. Under the leadership of Melissa Rose, Paul Proteus and the whole hard-working leadership team, the Proudest and Horniest party in the eUS was able to increase their vote share yet again this month.

The Federalist Party looks forward to working hand in hand with the last few days of the Custer Administration as well as the incoming President to form a government that is effective, impactful, and engaging to all citizens. They seek to build back an eAmerica where more and more players are brought into the active player base through government programs, politics, and the military.

It is also because of stiff political competition that players stay with this game, so a congratulations to the hard-working players at each of the other parties who competed in this election and helped to drive turnout.

Let us work together to build a strong budget and a stronger country!




The largest (and horniest) party in the eUSA wants you. Join up today to qualify for free food and guns, and to achieve your political aspirations. Or, just to talk to Steve on the Discord.

Together, we can make this game fun again.

Godspeed.

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