St. Theodore

Day 819, 20:09 Published in USA USA by Chris Stanwick

As part of the revival of Stanwickism, I have decided to create a Saint, since all religions need saints. The first Saint of Stanwickism was chosen due to his resemblance to the God of Stanwickism, his overwhelming personality, sound fiscal policies, conservative political ideology, extreme intellectualism, and profound bravery. I introduce St. Theodore, patron saint of patriotism and Montana. St. Theodore's feast day will be 27 October, on which day we will celebrate in typical cowboy style with baked beans and frankfurters, after which we shall shoot wildly into the air. Let it be so.

Chris Stanwick
Deity of Stanwickism