Sports & Entertainment V.2

Day 1,901, 09:10 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by Dakota Leierer


This is Dakota Leierer bringing you the latest sports and entertainment news around New Zealand. Here is what's happening across the nation:

Sports News
- Wellington Day Two
- Wellington Phoenix get 1st win of 2013
- Kiwis at the Davis Cup
- Keirin Finals

Entertainment News
- Funeral for Sir Paul Holmes
- Spartacus: War of the Damned attracts U.S viewers


Jokes of the Day
Q: What is the difference between a virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.

Funny Pictures