Secret Plans: Leaked!

Day 857, 19:25 Published in Ireland United Kingdom by Devoid

I'm sharing this with you, the Irish people, because you deserve to know.



It's more likely than you think.


WAIT, WHAT?

I just left a very high-level conversation in the Cabinet of the US government, and came right here to report:
IRELAND IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE USA!



It's kinda like this.



WHY DEVOID, WHY?! Because the UK will never see it coming. Think about it: 25k people who no longer have to cross the ocean, but are just the next island over from the UK.

To quote US Secretary of State Bradley Reala: It's so crazy, it JUST MIGHT WORK!

And to quote long-time important person Cromstar: That's...that's....GENIUS





^You think the redcoats will dare to stand against 25,000 of those? I don't.

I for one welcome our new Irish overlords.