Rylde & MDP: PTOers
Day 1,679, 09:56
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by George Beeman
Surely some of you must be wondering why EPIC is fielding such bizarre candidates, ones that weren't advertised?
Well, here you are. (Thanks to Nicolas Boyce for uncovering this scandal)
It's RyldeGate.
Rylde essentially runs the Military Dictatorship Party. Judging from his actions in the past month, he wants a total Dictatorship in eCanada.
His plan?
He formed a coalition with the Norsefire parties, headed by infamous thief Rolo Tahmasee, and wins CP by one vote, even though Nosyt decided to challenge himself with a stunt. Not very decisive. Realizing this, Rolo sends one of his drones, EhBizzle, to PTO EPIC in silence. Then, at the last minute before the candidates lock in, Rolo instructs EhBizzle to change all of the candidates to MDPers or noobs as much as possible.
And so, Rylde controls 3 of the 5 Top Parties.
Rylde has realized by now that he can't fund all these votes. Therefore, he asked for funding from Congress, under the pretense that it would go to Rylde's Roughnecks. Thankfully, Congress rejected funding to his personal SVT. But now, with the coalition, it might pass.
And that, Canada, is how we will have a dictatorship. This month.
This is now our CP.
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I might add that I was on this just as EhBizzle went active. My response? PMing 254 members of EPIC to vote only for the candidates initially listed (I posted a reminder) or, failing that contact myself, Beeman, Luke Peters, or Boyce for help. Obviously some of those PM's will be going to MDP agents within the party, but enough people should respond (and many have) to help turn the tide
It's tough to pull that moustache off.
Im not sure its a scandal or "Ryldegate" if its being done in plain sight.
Rylde/Coalition for the time being is something new, perhaps exciting and entertaining. While EPIC is old, boring and not entertaining. Your party's only message to eCanada is that you have no message and up against a motivated and loyal movement you have no chance unless you change what EPIC is all about
MDP Strikes again.
A movement so motivated and loyal that it requires dirty tricks to be implemented?
EPIC members should vote AFK instead.
@Christian it takes motivation and loyalty to make sure "dirty tricks" are accomplished
They're not loyal. The second Rylde runs out of cash they will desert.
Maybe. But rylde will never run out so w.e 🙂. Plus he's getting funding soon! Courtesy of our new Congress!
+1 for "The AFK party arrives on the scene."......this article needs way more AFK.
lol, Beeman, you got close, but still pretty wide off the mark. Try again?
I don't think Funky was signing any "backroom deals" with Rylde - just saying.
@Leo: He sort of has it, we have to give him that. Except not really. xD
Sadly tho,
Rylde requested funding for RR due to the high success we have been having in eCanada.
With 60 Members and over 3000 kills we are the backbone of eCanada.
The MDP has been blowing through cashing faster Noyst, supplying the war effort (mercenaries, zookas).
I also find it highly offensive that you call Rylde, Hitler.
He didn't kill millions of people and bring destruction and horror to Europe.
I'd like to ask you, what has EPIC done in the last month alone to help eCanada?
The MDP isn't trying to get a majority of Congress to line our pockets.
Were doing it for the benefit of eCanada,
So that together,
We can create a stronger, more coordinated
Nation.
Slanderous article is slanderous.
EPIC= Extremely Pretentious Idiots Crying
U mad Beeman?
Venoms: i actually lol'd.
When you begin to believe the lies you spew, you've gone too far.
@Venoms
So why does Rylde bother to set up a pto of EPIC? If it is for the good of eCanada, I would support that
I'm just making it look good for the 2 clickers beeman.
They are valuable votes
I mean like to wear one. Not physically just pull it off.
i really think stalin might be more fitting.
Either way, I will concede Rylde can lay down damage, but do we allow him to dictate eCanada like his own little sandbox? No
EPIC is 50% less useless than it was yesterday..... That's how eCanada benefits...
"The MDP isn't trying to get a majority of Congress to line our pockets.
Were doing it for the benefit of eCanada,
So that together,
We can create a stronger, more coordinated
Nation."
Polish a turd, it's still a lump of shit.
screamingslave: good point
Stalin is our CP? Glorious day it is indeed! Stalin, friend, Comrade!
Rolo, how can EPIC be 50% less useless if it is completely useless?
Stalin?? Rylde is our Fuhrer. So put hitler up there!
I was just saying to Rylde last night that MDP forming a coalition with Norsefire was useless, since putting Rolo and Wally into Cabinet did nothing because Rylde ended up doing all the real work.
I now take that back. Apparently, some behind the scenes work was being done through PTO-pointers. Can't imagine a more experienced team of consultants to hire.
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WTF. I go on a three day vaction with no internet and all hell breaks loose
If you gave in any MU more funding they would get more kills. Nothing spectacular about that.
Epic brought nothing new to eCanada.
Rylde is a mover and a shaker.
get used to it.
Hitler killed millions of Jews and Stalin killed millions of his own people. Not much to choose between those two. Rylde is just playing a game. Keep it real people.
Political Party are progressively MU's SVU in eCanada..
They are becoming irrelevants.
Max, that's why we should just go to minimal taxation, with just enough to cover MPPs. Eventually, controlling Congress and the Executive will become a way to determine who gets more MU funding. Best way to slow the decline in that direction is to lessen the pot of temptation and make MUs survive on their own. If we can't play along well together, we may as well stop sharing our taxes, too, before politics turns into wrangling over funding.
This month RR should get funding, btw.
MDP & RR members are blind, they think that Rylde bring them this war with Spain and Poland but in reality, EPIC bring this war to Canada, I remember you wanting to NE Ireland, but EPIC stop you, what would have happen if we let you go with this proposal, Canada would have lost all is MPP and we would be in a bad situation right now.
My post is too long and will be in 3 parts.
In french we have a quote who say, > in English it sound like this > and EPIC was the only to correctly listen to this quote.
MDP and RR member are to me the same as Voldemort and is death eater. Same philosophy.
The politics of eCanada are a farce right now. Rylde is Rolo's play thing. The MDP their minions. They cheat and lie and have a good portion of the Canadian population thinking that their wanton destruction of this country is actually what the people want. Canada will me much better off when Rylde is finally out office, and brains and common sense take back over. In the meantime I hope all you all like living under Polish or Spanish rule, cuz that's whats coming. Sad really.
News Flash, this is a militaristic game, the MDP and RYLDE know that and are playing to the game mechanics. A Military defends Democracy, it does not practice it.
Reality boys and girls is a military must have a clear chain of command or it fails, maybe just maybe a lot of eCanadians have figured this out and that is why they vote MDP, you might not like it but it is democracy.
Democracy is two wolves and a chicken voting on what to have for lunch - Winston Churchill
Democracy? Dude, Rolo and Rylde used tanks to buy votes during the last election. I understand the war bit, I am all for kicking ass, but I like my politics more on the intellectual side is all. I like thinkers, not cheaters.
"Hitler killed millions of Jews and Stalin killed millions of his own people. Not much to choose between those two. Rylde is just playing a game. Keep it real people."
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so much butt hurt. if it was cheating you would get banned for it. if you dont like this style of play work to beat it. but buying a vote, while not an 'honest' way to win, is no more cheating than requiring players to create an account outside the game in order to take part in game activities.
I still like the people who try playing it the old school way even if they can't win in the game itself. Distorting the truth, harassing people online, bending game mechanics in your favour by manipulating party leadership...these can all be done in-game by following the rules(mostly). Granted, crying "it's not fair" or "that's not legal" makes one look like a sissy if it is allowed. Yet, playing it straight without manipulating people is still something I can respect.Losing can be a win, too
Cheating and manipulation will chase away the majority of players because they cannot compete, and then what is left. A bunch of D Bags that can't do anything without screwing over anyone. Now that is a place I want to play in and think will do well! /sarcasmoff
hey. if you have problems with MU being political SVU's. Give all the money to the CAF. We dont have any political affiliation lol
GIVE ALL THE MONEY TO THE CAF!!!
No real surprise is it... Rolo is always trying to be on top...EPIC made it a perfect shot. EPIC is to big to be functional....move on guys...all of us other top 5 parties that rolo and Waldo ptoed did...your in the club now. It was your party that passed the rolo pardon anyways, so your getting what you deserve...
"Rylde essentially runs the Military Dictatorship Party. Judging from his actions in the past month, he wants a total Dictatorship in eCanada."
And that's why I'm an MDP member 🙂. Does what it says on the tin.