Rylde's House

Day 1,280, 12:49 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde

This is to notify you lessers that your massah will be running in NWT this month for congress. I was going to post a pic in here, but i'm lazy and your not worth the effort.

NWT is my house this is more a warning than an announcement of candidacy. NWT belongs to me. Its my house and i win there every month I run. So don't waste your time and go crawl to another province thats sorry enough to elect you.

AGAIN RUN FOR CONGRESS IN NWT IF YOU ENJOY FAILURE.

Highlights of my last this current term.

Two times failed to impeach Kazzy the prez. First was for lulz and 2nd was cause Addy thought he had a voice still and was relevant. I had fun and it was enntertaining so i see it as a success.

Made 7 gold this term so far off of sold Citizenships. I try to get more but gold has risen as we all know so another success in my books. Just doing my part to take advantage of third worlders.

QUICK NOTES

Banned from congress for a week.

Temp banned from eCan IRC for saying a certain ex general of CAF had a fat behind and have now nicknamed said person as Jabba.

Spear headed increased military funding.

Messed with DAL PP elections directly abusing my power in MDP.

Offered Rolo Tahmasee a congressional spot for lulz.

Less congressional warnings than Kazzy's stupid govt proposals and I had alot of warnings so what does that say.

Anyways i'm done waving my own flag of glory. See you dumptrucks in congress next month.

Rylde 's Advice of the Day
If it don't stink don't bother with a condom. No worries coathangers were invented for a reason.