Richard Nixon Can Into Congress!

Day 1,041, 06:46 • Published in USA USA • by Jefferson Lincoln

My friends it is with great excitement that am here today to give my victory speech for being the first Republican since Zack Mack to be elected to the United States Congress. After three hard fought elections my dream has finally come true. I look forward to working with my fellow Congressmen in making this country even greater.

Also I would like to point out something to my good friend Pizza The Hut who I debated over the radio the other night. You don't have to write baseless propaganda or hire "foreign associates" to make a difference in the country. If you just follow the rules and don't grant our enemies citizenship, then maybe you could actually get back on the ballot. Of course at this point we know that won't happen.

I would like to thank a few people. First I would like to thank Greene12 and the Federalists for letting me run through their party this election. Secondly I would like to thank Darrel Anderson 2 and the rest of the Republicans for all the mobile votes and support. I would also like to thank the Candor and the Nos Party, Jameson L. Tai and the AMP, Dumb Emma and the Technocratic Party, George A. Custer, fingerguns, and Claire Littleton for the endorsements. Lastly I would like to thank chickensguys. Although I don't always understand him he was kind enough to use much of his personal wealth to run ads for my campaign the night before the election.


Tricky Dick finally got into Congress. This should be a interesting term 🙂.

Richard Nixon II
US Congressman