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Return of the Jedi, A New Hope (re edit)

Day 2,182, 03:36 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Winston S Churchill

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Sir Winston S Churchill Day 2,182, 03:37

We are the Jedi !

Aultman Day 2,182, 03:55

Loons.

Bardokva Day 2,182, 03:57

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Bardokva Day 2,182, 03:58

Yes my master! )

Alphabethis Day 2,182, 04:05

I prefer Lord of The Rings... something like the Riders of the New Era of Elven of Valinor against Mordor and the Dentists Orks, more poetic and deep... Or Hobeson , the home of the hobbits ESO, with their own business.

ChewChewShoe Day 2,183, 20:00

Man just stop trying to think, please ;_;

Alphabethis Day 2,184, 12:31

I wrote that without thinking , pretty much " a la Star wars", let the idiocy be with you.

Union George Day 2,182, 04:06

Thanks for the support master Jedis

BigAnt Day 2,182, 04:15

LOL we bring the entertainment. TUP bring the cheats 😃

Multis
Money Stolen from Treasury (Yeah! Dont forget that one)
Power Crabbing

Time for the Jedi!

Rogue trooper Day 2,182, 04:19

Power Crabbing?
Shit fella's someones been spreading his oats at the beach and come back with snapping pants ergh lol

VaultGuy Day 2,182, 07:20

But but it's supposed to be my job to bring the entertainment

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/13/135591/3257339-depression-meme.jpg

Citizen 4945322 Day 2,182, 07:55

Wooo Power Crabbing.

WayneKerr Day 2,182, 04:16

galaxy*

come on dapper, use a spell checker...

Sir Winston S Churchill Day 2,182, 06:47

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Sir Winston S Churchill Day 2,182, 06:48

http://i44.tinypic.com/s3czms.jpg Right Wayne or should it be write I'm confused

Pat Harper Day 2,182, 07:27

Also note Wanye down the bottom

Elvis Trout Day 2,182, 08:15

Haven't you heard Wanye's awesome hip hop? I think you need to try getting home with the downies!

Rogue trooper Day 2,182, 04:17

You should of gone with a Care Bear theme
Then I could of gotten my 2yr old to read it to me at bedtime tucked up all warm and snug with my Malcontent bear and fuck it I cant be arsed bear.
Lol see I cant be arsed the dark sith is nearly here eg: Santa and his minions of evil "elves"

They come to plunder my pockets with Malcontent bear "the wife"
All I can say is
Baa humbug give back me coal scuttle

here's a sprout for Christmas dinner "don't eat it all at once"

Pat McCrutch Day 2,182, 04:18

I had no idea Jedi were illiterate.

Send love to Plato Day 2,182, 04:26

How fitting...prepare for the clones, or multi's as we call them

WayneKerr Day 2,182, 05:37

no one cares any more, they had their turn in the sun...

Pat Harper Day 2,182, 04:32

To be frank, I am quite disappointed at the lack of red encircled accusations

Darth EVader Day 2,182, 04:35

Inaccurate in so many ways

Brathasena Day 2,182, 04:35

v&s

oO HYBRID Xx Day 2,182, 05:54

nice 😛

Adastros Day 2,182, 05:56

wat

Dark Knight Kiril Kirilov Day 2,182, 07:00

Let the power be with you! o/

FightAndProduce Day 2,182, 07:25

A New Hope? Lol

If you're talking about your spelling and grammar then there wasn't even a hope to begin with.

AcidKiller Day 2,182, 07:38

You know nothing about Jedi grammar

FightAndProduce Day 2,182, 07:44

I belief ur mistooken thar mai boi

AcidKiller Day 2,182, 08:50

you got it doll

Citizen 4945322 Day 2,182, 07:58

Dreadful your article was. As bad as my grammar and syntax it was.

Elle Roslin Day 2,182, 09:59

sometimes I think Moriarty is my soulmate

Citizen 4945322 Day 2,182, 11:08

If I ever come to Canada...

Saiwun Day 2,182, 08:06

What a dark day for the eUK...

Horice G Fossil Day 2,182, 08:08

I think this article went through the Jar Jar Binks translator.
I had a go...
"Missa don t wanna talk to yousa no more, yousa empty head
animal munchy trough wiper. Missa fart in yousa general direction.
Yousa mother was a hamster and yousa father smelt of elderberries."

Horice 😛