Rainbows are Sneaky!

Day 1,014, 19:36 • Published in USA USA • by Cromstar

Today’s theme song was not chosen by me. It was chosen by a very special guest of mine, a close and long-time friend in eRep who shall play an important role in today’s article. The video may disturb some of you. The song, not so much...the video, yes. It kinda creeped me out, in fact. Doesn’t matter.

You’ve been warned!

Today’s theme song: We are Golden by Mika

So what are we talking about today? Only the most awesome part of being the President of the United States, having a core of hand-picked slaves to do all the real work!

Err, I mean, getting to pick an awesome running mate!

That’s right, I’m publicly announcing my Vice-Presidential running mate tonight!

And that person is none other than...



Kazeal! Long-time UIP member of standing, an old hand in the eUSA, and a close friend! Hell, I officiated his ewedding earlier today!



He’s...there aren’t enough words to describe Kazeal in my opinion. He’s been a stead-fast friend through thick-and-thin over the many long, long months I’ve been in politics around here, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for him.

And, in case some people are concerned about this, Kazeal and I both agree that the VP should be more than a position meant to look good on paper. We’ve got work planned for him to do and help out the nation. I want my VP to be a hands-on assistant, not a wall flower.

And hey, as Shoe-Shopper-in-Chief, Kazeal will help me make the eUS stronger and more fun.

If nothing else


At least the Oval Office will have good drapes 😉

Cromstar
POTUS Candidate
Man of the Hour, 16:00, April 26th, 2009.