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This next interview might be one of the most underappreciated characters in the eUS. You know him as the guy who donates 400cc or so to your account every morning. You know him, you love him (if for no other reason than free money), it’s Herr Vootsman! But first, some music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7T4aQMxTTM

Show me the sugar…

Mr Voots, thank you for coming in, and thanks for all the free money!

My pleasure, glad to be on the program.

Just how long have you been doing CRAP handouts? And how did you get started doing it?

I have been sending out CRAP since December 2019 – it was approved as a replacement to AARP, after doing a few trial months with chickenguys. CRAP sends out money, while AARP sent food – it is much easier on my storage space and spreadsheets to send out money.

I believe you also have some experience in the executive. Tell us which cabinets you served under, and in what roles.

It’s probably easier to tell you which cabinets I’ve not been in! My roles tend to involve the time-consuming tasks of sending out food of money (and in bygone eras, I sent out moving tickets, guns, houses). It’s not a glamours job, so when new administration rolls in, I don’t seem to get replaced. It also helps that I’m not particularly partisan and have worked well with a variety of people.

With an account born in 2009, you must’ve seen a good bit of eUS history. Tell us about your favorite part of it.

Well back in the good old days, I was quite active in the eUSA Military – this was before militias, combat orders, divisions, game was in black and white, etc. Battles were different -and much more strategic. Timing of attacks and blocking and initiative was important. Mass attacks at the end of a battle to push the wall before the enemy had time to respond was exciting. My favorite battle was when we managed to free Heilongjiang from Hungary – this was one of only a few High Iron regions in the world, and the center of Hungary’s economy. It was taken in a surprise attack – with a huge defensive wall destroyed in the final minutes of the battle. Here is video if you want to watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KgCH43FOvE - This is the last few minutes of a 2 hour battle, and starting at 60 seconds remaining everyone (3000 people) all started fighting at once.

Now onto some Fed questions. You are a member of the Feds. When did you join, and why did you decide on the Fed party?

I woke up one morning, feeling very proud, and very horny. I knew what I had to do. I think this was around Sept 2018. Before that I really didn’t do anything politically.

And how have the Feds been serving you? Are they still a good fit for you?

You know, I’m still not that politically active – I have been in Congress on the Fed ticket, but I’m often too busy to run and have seen the Fed leadership do a great job of getting new, competent and active people into Congress.

And finally, a question I love asking, what is your Proudest&Horniest Fed party memory?

That one time when fingerguns worked on election security (when there was a much higher PTO threat)

Mr Voots, thank you so much for doing this interview, and thank you for your work in service to the eUS!

Ladies and gents, Her Vootsman.
More interviews coming up, so stay tuned for more great content! But for now, here’s some music while you wait:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYkJ0kwNss


Proud & Horny
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