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Welcome, friends, to the James S Brady Press Room, home of the White House Press Report, the US Government News Roundup, and this show, the award winning and iconic Pony Express. Welcome to the White House and to these hallowed halls, and welcome to this very Special Edition of your Pony Express.
While our Corporate overlords, Blue Owl Capital (OWL), express concern and offer all the tots and pears to the Media family in this time of crisis, the Pony Express Show is directed to carry on– on time and under budget as usual. After a brief segment, broadcast Live from the ICU at Bethesda, your US Press Corps will hold auditions for the Guest Host spot on the Friday Pony Express Show.

Dateline: Wednesday February 8, 2023 (Day 5559 )
Location: White House Press Room

In Today's Pony Express:
:1: Live from Bethesda Naval Hospital
:2: Guest Host Screen Tests

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Doesn’t Look Good


Nine out of ten doctors who smoke threw up their hands and walked out on the Media.

Custer came down to the hospital, here, and jumped up and down on Media’s chest for a couple days, and read him a funny story. The patient did not respond.
We’ve seen some activity out there, a few fun and interesting articles, and it is encouraging. But the worldwide media drought has hit the eUS especially hard, and for now Media remains on life support.

Reporting Live from Bethesda Naval Hospital,
Dr R. J. Reynolds, M.D., L.S./M.F.T., Chief of Cardiovascular Medicine.


Guest Host Celebrity Screen Tests



Are we rolling? Which camera is mine? For crap's sake, get my cards up there!

*ahem*
Thank you for your report, Doctor, we know you're doing all you can to save the Media.
We set up our green screen studio in a conference room at the hospital, and caught some of Media's old broadcast friends as they came to visit.
Let’s have a look at a few of our more memorable auditions and screen tests this week, as we search the 1970s and 80s for potential Guest Hosts for the Friday show.



My first call was to the King of Late Late Night Talk, Tom Snyder.



Of course my old friend Walter Cronkite stopped by, but Ted Baxter interrupted his bit.



So our Special Guest Producer, Jude Connors, thought we should try Ted with a partner.



How about one of the greatest announce teams ever, WWE’s Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby the Brain Heenan. No? Alright– NEXT!



OR… we could open each show with a Point/Counterpoint spot, with Jane Curtin and Dan Ackroyd..!



We called in a broadcast producer’s dream team, Howard Cosell and Muhammad Ali.



I don’t know why these kids stopped by, we’re not auditioning for eNPR.



Howard Beale was frustrated with our antics and was not going to take it anymore!



Special Guest Producer Jude Connors became frustrated with Howard Beale, and ordered a return to serious work.



My old pal Michigan J Frog was visiting the set, so we thought we’d explode Jude’s head.




“And that’s the news that was. Stay classy, San Diego.”



And so goes the crusade.

Kickstart the Media.
Contribute any way you can.
Every keystroke counts.

Oh, and Shout This Sh*t:

SPECIAL EDITION
Pony Express 5559
Guest Host Auditions
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2763712




George Armstrong Custer, White House Press Corps Staff Writer.


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