Playing the game "right"

Day 3,237, 07:00 Published in Serbia Bulgaria by Illusive Serb

I've... "played", this game for some time now. And I realized a couple of things.
#1 It's the spitting image of the real world
#2 I'm not playing it "right"... just like in the real world, hence #1 is proven

I mostly two-click. I'm not likable enough to have a circle of minions who make me spend more time on the game and also I don't care. Maybe I should have started with that...
Anyway, the market fluctuates, just like in the infamous "Real life" (citation needed), mostly influenced by the changes to the game made by the eRep labs themselves. So sometimes, as a true capitalist, I would quit my job and take the advantage of the couple of days of the 200+% increase in salaries.
But that dies away in a couple of days and you are left searching for the permanent employment (if you are a two-clicker class). Mostly, you get fired. But the real issue is this. There are players who seek to exploit the two-clickers. And after the cooldown period, they would sneakily reduce your salary by a shocking 50%. At best, the two-clicker doesn't notice and keeps on clicking for pittance. At worse, they cheat a player out of the day's salary if the players are like me and work/train BEFORE checking their notifications and seeing the reduction in pay.
And that's when I FINALLY realized that I don't play this game right. Or rather I was told so.

http://image.prntscr.com/image/fe07c4b926534d3eb01c7741714180e1.jpg
(erep is broken and won't allow me to [ img ] the image)


See this guy at the very top? He is always at the very top. And he does this little trick. Apparently, "everybody does that" because that's the "only way to make money". Seems like he is "losing money" if he keeps the salary he initially proposed.
I called him a cheap trickster and he told me that considering how long I'm playing the game, he plays better than me and I'm "playing the game wrong". And I realized, he was right.

I've played this game for a long time. Too long. But what else would I do in the absence of life? Anyway, in that time I've seen a lot of things. I've seen ePoliticians steal the country blind. I've seen the military commanders abuse their positions to make themselves into tanks. And as shown, I've seen tycoons take advantage of their workers.
All those people are at the top of their game. They are well known, respected by the community, strong accounts that are clearly "playing the game right". So, just like in real life, the game promotes douchefaggotry as the most desired attribute in an eCitizen. Only they make it in the game, and only they play the game right.

I realize that newspapers are dead, much like the game itself (hence the self promotion of other eRep lab games), but I figured maybe ONE person would read this article and wake up, hence starting to play the game "right".

-forever wrong, Illusive Serb

PS: Don't take jobs from Bojerianov.