Pianist - Joke of the day
Day 638, 01:22
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Published in Australia 
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by Binda33
Pianist
So, this guy, Bill is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully.
The fellow on the next bar stool, Joe says, “that’s amazing”. “Where did you get him?” Bill says “well I got this magic lamp with a genie”. The other fellow says “that’s great could I use it?” Bill says sure and hands him the lamp.
Joe rubs the lamp and out comes the genie. He says I want a million bucks. Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims “Hey I asked for 1 million BUCKS not DUCKS”. Bill explained, “Yes, the genie is a bit deaf. You don’t think I really asked for a twelve-inch pianist do you?”
So, this guy, Bill is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully.
The fellow on the next bar stool, Joe says, “that’s amazing”. “Where did you get him?” Bill says “well I got this magic lamp with a genie”. The other fellow says “that’s great could I use it?” Bill says sure and hands him the lamp.
Joe rubs the lamp and out comes the genie. He says I want a million bucks. Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims “Hey I asked for 1 million BUCKS not DUCKS”. Bill explained, “Yes, the genie is a bit deaf. You don’t think I really asked for a twelve-inch pianist do you?”
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LOL that's not half bad 🙂