Oi! Vote PCP!
Day 3,626, 18:27
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This month the PCP presents you with an experienced line up. In congress this month you can expect our members to fight for a more progressive eUK and we will work for all citizens of the UK regardless of their level, skill or party membership. A vote for PCP will be a vote for the following candidates:
Zaphod
10 inch penis
Does nothing – still better than you
Chaz
12 inch penis
Puts way more effort into the game than any of you scum
Wayne
19 inch penis
The only thing you people have to talk about
PN
21 inch penis
Foreign but still a more patriotic Brit than you
Me
13 inch penis
Doesn't care even a little bit and still more willing to open a group PM than you
...and many more like them who are all more deserving than you of a place in congress.
I couldn't be bothered to do the full article and its still better than TUP's.
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Its a well know fact you that once you join best-PCP, Wayne will visit you in RL for the measure ceremony.
Glorious!
Best PCP have the biggest d*cks in the eUK.
which one is Cameron ?
Kind of a waste of an opportunity with this article, not trying hard with no real element of creativity. It’s like they took my s*x life and turned it into something that kids would enjoy.
That is what I was going for.
that's what I went for
Go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect £200
is header picture hemorrhoids ?
Think it's our logo, meticulously crafted after several hours in MS Paint, which we pirated off other PCP, which they pirated off some communists somewhere. Except our logo is better cos it's got a pirate cat on it. 😉
I just know that I found my new avatar 😃
not hemorrhoids : (
yet less funny : ((
https://lut.im/OwsNvhyT1r/huUp3QWtmTqaUXqY.png
gud work 😘
I see we have another budding MSPainter...
Wow he put some effort in!
Wait wut?
Tsundere works.