Oblige for Congress - #35
Oblige
Dear America:
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with We the People.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Frustrate
★ Pet Mazzy Cat whenever she desires
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily
My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Retired Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Thirty four term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ National Security Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ WTP Party Founder
★ Two point five term WTP Party President
★ LAP Party Founder
★ One term LAP Party President
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2545534/1/20
We the People for Congress!
Comments
~whale noises~
Good luck 🙂
to be fair you can still frustrate dmj
This guy voted for a 93% work-tax increase making your eCountry the most overtaxed in the history of eRepublik!
At this point there is no other eNation that taxes its citizens even close to that amount!
Vote for him again, because who knows, maybe you will need another tax increase this month?!
35 months of previous experience says yes!
This yes confirms that another tax-increase is on his agenda!
Congress needs you as much as a dog needs flees!
35 months of US congress is counted negatively, which means you actually need 36 months in a real country to have one month of experience.
Actually working costs in Malaysia are even higher (8.35 in MY, 5.67 in US), but then again the country is MTO'd. : 3
Yep, Romanian rouge dictatorship!
Good to know that if the eUSA would get MTOed, the tax-rate wouldn't increase significantly!
XD
Poor America*
You made a typo in the first line.
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MEOW! ♥
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