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Dear Sweet United States Workers Party,

I want you, to want.. ME! That's right. You. And me. We ain't nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. Or, if you'd prefer, we could try and keep things strictly professional. You know, more of a boss/secretary roleplay.

But hey, if you're not into that sort of thing at all, thats cool. I probably don't have time to sleep with all five hundred and seventy plus members of the greatest party in the United States, and quite probably of all time, anyways. It'd certainly fill my schedule up if I were to try.

Since we're probably not about to enter into a sexual relationship, I wanted you ask you to at least do me the small favor of supporting me in my bid for USWP Party President. Really, you'd be doing yourself a favor. See, by electing me as your Party President you're not only going to be picking a super totally awesome cool dude to lead you, but you're going to pick a hard working super totally awesome cool dude to lead you. And if there's one thing the ladies like, its a man with a ton of stamina. Wait, we're not going back to that conversation. Grrrr.

Why do I want to be Party President? Its simple. I think there are a lot of great people in this party who can do the job. However, following a long series of failure and disappointment, I simply can't trust anyone else to do the job. Until I am PP I will not feel satisfied that every last detail is seen to in the administration of this party, and so I have decided to take on that responsibility and make damn certain the job gets done.

What don't I want to do? I don't want to reinvent the wheel. Despite all our trials and tribulations of late, the USWP is the #1 party in America. There is plenty we do right. I don't see a need to change anything, really. We just need to give everything we do one hundred percent. I'll push, and I'll push, and the job will get done and we will be all that we can be.

You've probably received so many PMs from me you wish you could make them stop. Good. Our party needs active members, and activity begins with communication. There is nothing I want more than to see each and every one of you bound to this party through friendship, love, and brotherhood. The true power of this party rests not with the PP, or the Executive Board, but with all of you, the membership. Together we are one, and together we are strong. Support me, and make us stronger.

Signed,
Necros Xiaoban