Never question a drunk
Rican
.
> A young
> lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she
> selecte😛
> A half-gallon of 2% milk
> A carton of eggs
>
> A quart of orange juice
>
> A head of lettuce
>
> A 2 lb. Can of coffee
>
> A 1 lb. Package of bacon
>
> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
> drunk standing behind me watched as she placed the items in front of
> the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
> calmly Stated, 'You must be single.’
>
> She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by
> the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
>
> She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
> unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
> her marital status..
>
> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said , 'Yes you are correct.
> But how on earth did you know that?’
>
> The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
>
>
the end
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Pole!
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wow - sad 🙂
a wife: - why are you spending 100€ /week in a pub?
a man: - and why are you spending 150€/week on makeup?
a wife: - I want to look beautiful to you
a man: - The same reason I have too - I want you to look beautiful to me
😛
😃
Then she replie😛
- Mister, you are drunk.
- So what? You are ugly. - he said.
- And so what? - she asked.
- Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly.
winston churchill to lady astor
XD
Marry the ugly chick...
Then you don't have to wonder if she's cheating on you!
also winston churchill
I actually like the one when he was waiting to address Parliament (I believe). Anyhow, he apparently was nodding off waiting when a couple of guys were noticing. One said, just as the room got quiet, "They say is getting senile.". Churchill turned to look at the men and in a rather loud voice said "THEY SAY HE'S GOING DEAF TOO!".
Isn't there a song that goes something like this:
Always marry an ugly girl,
'Cause that's the only kind
She'll never, ever leave you
And if she does, you won't mind!
lol
I don't know.
https://youtu.be/BQUB2O1szxQ
Good story!.🙂
Hungary translation:
[fordítás] Soha ne kérdezz egy részegtől
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2530938
o7
hahahahaha
I am allergic of the wedding
nice story : ) voted Rican
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lol
o7
rude
seriously lol