Never question a drunk

Day 2,762, 21:36 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by Rican

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> A young
> lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she
> selecte😛
> A half-gallon of 2% milk
> A carton of eggs
>
> A quart of orange juice
>
> A head of lettuce
>
> A 2 lb. Can of coffee
>
> A 1 lb. Package of bacon
>
> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
> drunk standing behind me watched as she placed the items in front of
> the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
> calmly Stated, 'You must be single.’
>
> She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by
> the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
>
> She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
> unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
> her marital status..
>
> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said , 'Yes you are correct.
> But how on earth did you know that?’
>
> The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
>
>

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