My State is Gone. Now what?
Chris Stanwick
On July 17th, Alaska was overrun by the dastardly Russians, their first conquest in the current world war. I am the current Congressman from the State of Alaska and was forced to evacuate my state with as many citizens as I could convince to leave their homes. Whereas before I could see Russia from my house, now the Russians are occupying it! I am now residing in New Jersey so that I can fight as many times possible each day against the wretches who took away my home.
So, now my state is gone, currently occupied by the Canadians. Now what?
I will be returning to Congress to continue working on the war effort and all of my projects that I started this term. Our nation is still in peril, and it would be irresponsible of me to leave now when I am needed most. I am currently the Congressman from Alaska, Deputy Secretary of State, a member of the Foreign Relations Advisory Committee, head of the Office of Developing Regions, Director of the National Emergency Evacuation Program, Ambassador to Ireland, Secretary of Communications in the UIP, and a Commanding Officer of the Home Guard. I have a large staff of over a dozen staffers that assist me in the day to day operation of all my projects. I am the most active citizen of the United States and the most active member of Congress.
Citizens of Vermont, it is now your turn to step into the national spotlight. Since Alaska is no longer a part of the United States, I have decided to make Vermont my new home. I ask for your support in my re-election to Congress. I will continue to give this nation everything I have to ensure our victory against the PEACE aggressors. Do not let them win. Do not let them silence me. Return me to Congress on July 25th to fight against PEACE and all of America's enemies. Thank you.
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"Return me to Congress on July 25th to fight against PEACE and all of America's enemies." So if you are not returned to Congress you will not fight PEACE?
Zoli I hadn't seen you in a while, I miss you buddy!!!
Only been up for 2 minutes and your already trollin', Zoli. Excellent work.
You do realize Zoli that the more you post the deeper the hole you dig gets.
Verment will step into the spotlight just because Alaska is not part of USA anymore?
Good luck. 🙂
JeepAmerica - did you mean less states to run in US Congress?
Don't feed the troll. Zoli's ego grows if you reply to him.
But feeding Zoli is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
It's like the zoo 😃
Zoli, I appreciate your comments. The fact that there are so many this quickly demonstrates how terrified you are that I'll win re-election. I am deeply honored.
Who wants to have Alaska anyway ...
Way to go Chris!! We are behind you 100%
Chris it seems sad to me that you can keep up the good work only if you are elected. I know how much you worked and what you did, but you can do it even if you will not get re-elected. I just pointed out that you run for a medal as it does not help you in what you do.
Zoli, even if I am not a member of Congress next month, I will continue to do most everything I do now. Being in Congress helps to facilitate some of my tasks a lot faster than going through other channels.
Vermont was put in the spotlight when Emerick, Ligtreb, and I were elected there. Therefore, you are late to the party. Sorry.
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I like Zoli, he's consistent.
Chris 😃
Deputy Secretary of State - roleplay
a member of the Foreign Relations Advisory Committee - can do this without the extra medal
head of the Office of Developing Regions - please tell me what you developed here
Director of the National Emergency Evacuation Program - you distribute moving tickets. you can do it without the medal.
Ambassador to the United States - are you not American?
Secretary of Communications in the UIP - party functions not related to Congress
Commanding Officer of the Home Guard - can do it without a medal
It's a campaign speech guys, ease up a bit. Go Chris! Behind you 100%. Ambassador to United States? Read it again, it says Ireland.
Zoli's comments are extraordinarily silly.
Vermont, or any state, would be lucky to have you Chris. If I'm not instructed by the USAF to vote somewhere, you've got my vote.
Vermont has a history of great congressmen, with Emerick now, Joseph Schmo two months before that and some loser in between.
Good luck!
We definitely need this guy in congress
Chris, you've got my support. I'll be moving to Vermont and voting for you.
Zoli,
Chris has helped me a lot as a noob to become a successful and contributing citizen.
What have you done?
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Zoli is funny. Chris you got my support. Keep em coming zoli the more you post the more recognition he gets
good luck mate, thanks for all your help, you've been great
Chris is the most supportive and helpful player in eRep. Voted.
;-P
Since when do we care about Zoli's evaluation of any US candidate's resume?
Is Zoli now part of our HR department?
Who hired him, and why?
Respectfully,
JBB
Good Luck!
Jeez, Zoli. Are you really so uptight that you're making mountains out of molehills over a campaign speech? I mean, couldn't you, you know, focus on something that matters a little more than whether a congressman gets re-elected? Too much more of this and people will start to wonder...
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You've seen it folks - To get this much attention from a PEACE spokesperson is proof that you should put Chris back in office!
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Good luck Chris!
Thank you all for your support. We have a rough road ahead of us and it is going to take all of our combined effort to succeed. We will defeat PEACE; we will be victorious!
Why take Vermont? Fight for your home state and represent the glory of victory rather than be a carpetbagger.
GO STANWICK
Chris, you're a cool dude... get up the good work... (Switzerland ftw... muahahahhahahaa)