My new paper

Day 742, 16:16 • Published in Canada Canada • by CoIoneI Sanders

I have started a new paper its called the Review giving you the most of what you want.
i will have many latest up to dates news articles and even a few jokes. Better ones than before. And now i will leave you with one of those jokes.
A young man was going to his dates upon arrival he ate several burritos when he enter her house the parents ask to sit down with him. When they were siting they talked about the usual stuff....But then the young man started getting gassy. The family's dog jumped on his lamp overwhelmed by the smell. So the young man was just going slowly let it all out. The dog just sat there while he was farting. When his dates mom screamed out after his last fart CHARLIE GET OFF OF HIM BEFORE He S****TS himself................What a conversation ENDER..............
And one last joke.....

Things to do in the bathroom stall...

1)Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
2)Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
3)make real loud noises for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet then Sigh relaxingly.
4)Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
DO NOT try this in real life espially if your a little kid who drops a cantoloupe in the toilet then the guy in the other stall sees you.

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