Mr. Corwin Goes to Ottawa
Marcus Corwin
Hello, loyal subscribers (all 6 of you)!
It has been 1,249 days since my last article. I know, the suspense has been killing you. When will he post a new article? What will it be about? Will there be pictures of scantily clad women (spoiler alert: no)? The possibilities are endless.
Canada, today I have come seeking employment. I require a job that allows me to make my own hours. A job with no responsibility, but at least a tiny shred of prestige. A job that will look good on my resume when I apply for other jobs later. In short, ladies, gentleman, and pickles, Congress is the perfect place for me.
But Marcus, you say, what are your qualifications? Excellent question, hypothetical reader! I happen to have been elected to congress three times previously. Not in Canada of course, and not recently, but I don’t believe that my complete lack of experience with Canadian politics could possibly adversely impact my job performance. More importantly, I have basically no social life to get in the way of the performance of my duties. Just, you know, a job. And all the other games I play. And sleep.
In conclusion, voting for the Beaver Action League will allow me the great honor to misrepresent all of you in congress next month.
Vote early, vote often,
Marcus
Comments
7 of us 🙂 good luck !
o7
Didn't even realize you had a paper. :/
Indeed.