Message to Austrian citizens [Urgent Announcement]

Day 1,048, 06:39 • Published in Italy Italy • by Valkyrjur

You shall therefore obey the voice of the Emperor of eItaly, Scoundrel!




You don’t have any eHuman Rights coz you eAustrians can be sold to somebody else as Slaves




To receive humane treatment as a refugee (or to buy your freedom) you must become eItalian and you must learn how to glorify our Emperor by enjoying him




SERVE US, and we’ll “let you eat cake” daily




SERVE US, and you ain't gonna make love with anyone anyhow




SERVE US, and you ain’t be forced to eat rat droppings anymore




SERVE US, and we eItalians will do you the honour of accompanying us to the toilet




SERVE US, OBEY OUR ORDERS AND KNEEL DOWN FOUR TIMES BEFORE YOUR TRULY EMPEROR SCOUNDREL!





FORGIVE THEIR FOOLISH WAYS, HIS MAJESTY EMPEROR SCOUNDREL, YOUR WISH IS OUR COMMAND!



Valky, faithful servant of the Emperor