Max McFarland 2

Day 1,015, 10:26 • Published in USA USA • by fingerguns

Just seeing if that's all it takes to get a top 5 article.

Now that this has been voted up way more times than it should have, I'd like to talk to you about the Federalist Party. Join it. It's better than your party. That's just a fact.

Think parties don't matter? Let's talk to these people:

Anonymous: "I have been a member of XXXX for almost a year. Although I am more qualified for Congress than some of their buddies, they never make me a priority and I have never been able to serve my country as I want to. Maybe I'll just quit this game."

Anonymous 2: "When XXX recruited me, they promised that I would be able to move up through the ranks of the party. They give me a new title when I threaten to quit the game, but I don't feel like I'm actually doing anything!"

Anonymous 3: "I used to like being a member of XXXX. But all my friends are dead or gone, party leadership keeps changing, and the rest of the country thinks we're a joke. I guess running for President someday isn't in the cards for me."

Anonymous 4: "Sorry we let those PTO candidates in. There was a lot of miscommunication between people and we just don't have the time to do background checks. Don't worry, we'll bully them on a forum they don't go to and try to get them to resign before they approve foreign citizenships."