Lets talk about elections...............

Day 741, 14:58 • Published in Canada Canada • by CoIoneI Sanders

In four days once again we will have our elections. So far we only have 1 candidate and i guess he will win the elections if no one else wants to take on the role. So i have a job for you....I want everyone one of you who reads to vote on December 5th for who you think should be president/prime minister. And i have one more request DO NOT support the DCC if they were to get elected into the big house we would have messed up country Russia would come back and start shooting up the place once again. P.S here's some jokes

How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstones?
they Both look out their windows and see Rubble.

Iraq TV Guide

MONDAY
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 Allah McBeal

TUESDAY
8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers

WEDNESDAY
8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
9:00 Just Shoot Me
9:30 Veilwatch

THURSDAY
8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi
8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black,Shapeless Dresses
9:30 My Two Baghdad's

FRIDAY
8:00 Judge Saddam
8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
9:00 Achmed's Creek
9:30 No-witness News

And now my favourite song EVER!!!!

If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someones dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

That's it for now until whenever i feel like making more jokes............P.S If any of this was offense please tell me and i will stop making fun of Iraq and it's new hit music video if your happy and you now it bomb Iraq..................But really if this is affense in any way please tell me and i will stop................................P.S Leave a comment if you feel like it