Learn the Game Well
Gnilraps
Day 3210 of the New World
September 3, 2016
Greetings eUSA,
It’s Gnilraps, President of the only party of Workers in eUSA.
By “Workers”, I mean that in USWP we are determined to cut the perfect path through this game, maximizing every Worker’s maximum potential for success and enjoyment. This game isn’t real life, right? So it all boils down to keeping a few basic things in mind.
At USWP, we attend to the necessary.
Perhaps that is one reason why the Workers Party is growing. We believe that most people who come here to play generally want to play well.
So when people see HadrianX conduct a month-long Xlympics contest that has no peer in eRepublik history, and they see that he is USWP, they think that maybe USWP might be a good place to learn the game well.
When people see Wild Owl dominate Foreign Affairs with success such as eUSA has never seen before, and they see that he is USWP, they think that maybe USWP might be a good place to learn the game well.
When people see Henry Pfeiffer Arundel huff and puff his way to an eNPR Debate blowout, then become the most popular BEAM Streamer in eUSA history, and they see that he is USWP, they think that maybe USWP might be a good place to learn the game well.
When people see that USWP
...has the top ranked (in Experience) Citizen in eUSA
...has the top ranked (in Aircraft Rank) Citizen in eUSA
...has the second highest ranked (in Strength) Citizen in eUSA
...has the top ranked (in Military Rank) Citizen in eUSA
...has the most Country Presidents among all eUSA Parties
...has the top ranked (in hit per Q7 Tank) Citizen in eUSA
...has the highest ranked personal newspaper in eUSA
...has the highest ranked Society Builder in eUSA
...has the most senior ranking Congressman in eUSA
...has the highest ranked True Patriot in eUSA
...has been in the top 5 longer than any other eUSA Party
...they think that it’s becoming fairly obvious that USWP is the best place to learn the game well.
Here’s my offer.
This is me, Gnilraps talking. (I'd guess that I've trained up more eUS Citizens than any other player.)
I am inviting any newish players to give USWP a try for a month. Just one month.
Spend one entire eRep “cycle” in the most successful Party in eUSA. ("Cycle" = one Party President election, one Congressional election, and one Country President election... one month in total.)
Rub shoulders with us and discover that we are just ordinary dudes with big personalities who obviously love playing this game right. And while you’re here, you’ll discover that we also love to pass along what wisdom we have. We are the party of game mechanics and we answer questions.
In fact, spend a month with USWP and you will discover questions you didn’t even know you had.
eRepublik is not the most complicated game in the world, but it’s also NOT intuitive. There is a lot to be learned.
Come learn it with the best.
Join USWP.
And when you do, send me a PM. I’ll make sure the welcome wagon arrives in full force.
And if you haven’t subscribed to my newspaper yet, you’re nuts. Do it. Because what else should eUSA expect than for a USWP member to reach his 4th Media Mogul Medal (all without buying subscriptions or votes).
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
Comments
Learn the game well
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2611833/1/20
The latest from Gnilraps
Vote please!
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dagnabbit
I endorse everything you write, even before I realize it's a USWP fluff piece.
I can send your 25 back if you are cash poor...
but somehow I doubt it.
lol it's not about the money. I don't want my name on this garbage.
FEDS4LIFE
Just think about how much MORE successful YOU'D be if you were a Worker!
You have such potential.
Pretty sure me joining the USWP would rip a hole in space and time.
Like I said. Potential.
Ripping holes in space time is my job 😛 and i did it because i like gnilraps writing style
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Man, this is great stuff!
I only wish I had beaten fingerguns to endorsing your words with cold hard cash.
I hate you.
loath?
GIT GUD FAM
The only true authentic voice of the workers is the SFP
when will you'll have a different pp or is a dick(tater) to tempting?
Wooky Jack is competent and we all agree that he is best to be the leader. We all have a voice in how the party is run. It just makes sense to elect a guy we all agree with and like.
so if you don't vote the jack. you ain't really "we", wouldn't that make you comment slightly misleading, as it should read from your comment The only true authentic voice of the "we" is the SFP"
Fluffer shit is shit. Lost 3 free vote elections. Only win was a unity anti-PTO vote he arranged after 6 months of them. Another loss in a free vote. Boo-hoo.
It's because I wasn't his VP.
VP is a meaningless position only used to buy votes
;_;
i'm okay with this
Train me oh wise one
Also, The Federalists molest squirrels.
I'll give USWP 1 month.
Why not, what have I got to lose?
dignity?
HEY it's Colin! \o/ What's up CL?! 😃
Which party did you run for President from again?
Hey Hadrian.. nm, just poking Henry for fun. 😛
Technically I ran (and won) as SEES, endorsed by the USWP and others. I was able to get on the ballot and start collecting endorsements faster that way.. but yes, I was USWP.. back in my younger days. 🙂
I gave USWP time. Its a good party. Left them, left the game a few months later. I am back and now I am a Fed. They seem like a good party too. I am going to give them the same time I gave USWP.
Hmm... Care to elaborate on how many of those "top ranked" people are just one person with all those accomplishments?
And after you do that please tell me why you are bragging the rgr/ajay is in the uswp.... "has the highest ranked personal newspaper in eUSA"
I ignored his paper. It's is 99.5% bought subscriptions.
And care to answer my other question? You know, the serious one...?
This article is factual. Come join us. Associate with the best to be the best.
USWP 4 life
FIST
Music had a good beat but the gibberish got on my nerves other than that its a really good write.
o7
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