Joke of the Day - Tennis Ball
Binda33
Yes, I forgot to post a joke yesterday. Here is a quick one. I am running low on jokes now (good ones, anyway), so if anyone wants to PM me a DECENT joke I'd be happy to post it. 🙂
Btw, thanks for the votes! I'm a eSenator now! *happy dance*
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him couldn't help but notice the large bulge.
"What's that?" she asked, pointing at his shorts.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh my gosh," said the girl sympathetically... ,that must be very painful . . . . I had tennis elbow once!"
Comments
Tennis ball? You're lucky! I had vanishing ball once...
😉
I'd like to know how that happened, CitizenJ... 😛
Haha, classic
I believe the joke was blonde.
Voted 🙂
Warrior, I'm sure you must be right.