Jizzhad Declared!
Jizzie McGuire
Thank God for the dishonorable and cowardly tactics of the Indos and their Brazilian minions! South Africa has never been so united and free to act against the enemies of freedom. People all around the e-world have finally been jarred out of their collective slumber and have finally recognized the threat to peace, liberty and stability that Indonesia and their puppets represent. Messages, comments and offers of assistance have been coming from our noble allies in the US, Spain, Canada, Croatia and the UK, while neutrals and even independent-minded citizens of Indo and Brazil also see the truth clearly and (secretly) send us intelligence and material support. Thanks to you all.
The first stage in the Liberation War is now complete. The devious Indo Empire and their weak and sniveling lapdogs from Brazil have behaved just as we thought they would and have spread themselves thin across our sacred South African land. They build and waste their money on infrastructure that will hardly be used, while they struggle to maintain control of a rebellious and restless population. Unlike Indo conquests in the past, South Africa has proven unique in that it refuses to grovel or accept puppet status as so many have done. Unlike the buzzards who flew in from Brazil, South Africa has and will never accept the spoils of someone else's (temporary) success, even if it means enriching ourselves at the expense of Indo victims. South Africa remains strong and has never compromised its honor in this War of Liberation or at any other time.
Now it is time for the next stage - PTO and Jizzhad! We could never take back our country from the tiny, poor scraps of land we were allowed to occupy before, but now, with massive bases of operations, huge influx of foreign aid, and a more determined and organized resistance force, South Africa is now in a better position to attack than ever before. Our options are many and the risks are few. The press take-over has gone better than expected, as can be witnessed in all the Brazilian spam messages and unoriginal comments. The nervous Brazzos say that we cry and whine, but I've see nothing but optimism and excitement over what is to come. It is obvious that they are expressing their own feelings, not ours, so I hope to see plenty more comments in a similar vein here. Don't expect much creativity or humor though, as those are things that the Indos apparently haven't taught them.
With the PTO going smoothly and according to plan, I now have the privilege of declaring Jizzhad on Indo and their PEACE goons. The sacred land of South Africa cries out for it. Those wretched, starving few we left behind need it. Our honor and dignity as South African patriots demand it. A Jizzhad against PEACE aggression and imperialism will be waged until PEACE nations leave those they have occupied and oppressed. All are welcome to join, whether you are neutral, former ATLANTIS, or even a PEACE citizen who is fed up with being a tool of of Indo aggression and empire. Those of you who once resisted Romanian occupation are now welcome to join South Africa and others who oppose the last vestige of imperialism in eR, that is, if you have not already been assimilated into the Indo oppression machine.
Jizzhad will touch all corners of the e-world and wherever the withered and corrupted hand of the PEACE/Indo Empire spread their infection. Take heart beleagured citizens trapped behind the bamboo curtain. The international anti-Indo/PEACE Jizzhad has begun and your Liberation will soon be at hand.
Stay well, my dear friend Deus Ex. I will be there soon to help you as you once saved poor Jizzie after the First Indo War. Start cleaning all those empty liquor bottles out of my old shed, as I will be back in SA before you know it. The Exodus is over. Jizzhad has begun! I shall return!
Comments
Jizzhad is one thing...but I'm not wearing a burka!
That's fine, Pete. Just make sure you are stocked up on spinach!
Jizzhad? Tell me that one was your idea?
Very Braveheart by the way... even old Mel didn't have much to say in that role (bad scriptwriters, bad scriptwriters!).
Have to give that Borg SOB Locutus credit for that one. I wish Jizzhad was mine. He gave me permission to use it though.
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Voted mate!! Good one. Im already in Jizzhad trianing camp.
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To the sacred land!
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I'm almost hoping more Jizzhad's are in the works there Jizzie 😉 I'm itching for some fights with Little South Africa (Brazil) and the Indo's
Jizzhad is my new favourite thing.
muita fala e pouca acao. varios sulafricanos banidos por ataques a midia. sinceramente, nao vejo por onde vcs vao atacar.
Gustav, e um jogo de poker e eles muito blefam....
É até legal, nunca via tanto movimento na midia brasileira e graças ao SPAM deles aqui os brasileiros estão mais ativos no forum 😃
Em breve você terá mais acção do que você pode manipular. Você tenta proibir nós porque temem a verdade.
Se você é tão ruim verdade dói. Não lê-lo. Indo lhe diz o que fazer, mas nós não.
O que dói é ler esse português de pataxó 😕
hahahahahahaha onde esse maluco aprendeu a escrever? acho que nem o google translator traduz tao mal
@Joao, portugues de portugal ainde, pois se le um acção no lugar de ação 😛
I've had all I can stand. I can't stands no more.
Do you think Antonio, Joao---, & Gustav do the Brazilian wax thing? Just thinking about it makes me disgustipated.
I oughta busk them right in the mush.
Na Africa do Sul só tem botafoguense??????
A soccer reference! Havent seen any of those lately! Brazilians once again show how original they are.
Not only do they do the Brazzie wax thing, Peter, they do it to each other. But that's their business. Just as long as they don't force us to watch, the Waxillians can wax all they want.
You gots to brusk the Brazilian Blutos, Pete.
Our rugby > Your soccer
And voted UPPPPP
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Sorry, Jizzie, you know I love you, but I had to post it.
Yeah, I like Andy Samberg and SNL some of the time, but I just don't think that's all that funny. I was "Jizzie" long before that vid came out. Thanks for thinking of me though. 😉
I can just imagine you guys doing that all over our sacred land and animal life in some kind of voodoo ritual. Watch out for the Lions though (especially the black ones) - they'll tear that thing up!
Damn, Pedro! Why did you edit your comment! I wasn't going to report you. That was funny!
I thought too many words would dim the message the video alone carries. Sorry!
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I like lions, people say I look like one (Probably because of my hair)
But still, a Jizz-had would help us a lot, indeed, with our babyboom project.
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Sounds like you should have been e-born South African then. We even have a party that was made specifically for people like you. I am a proud co-founder.
During my travels through South America fighting against PEACE way back when Argentina was an enemy of yours, I waged a personal Jizzhad with some crazy African friends (including a filthy, armed gorilla). Suffice to say, there should be a cropload of googly-eyed babies being born in Argentina right about now.
A Jizzhad on goats and dirt don't really achieve much, I'm afraid. Sounds like you folks need ol' Jizzer himself if you want the seed spread right.
Oh Deus, your sufferings torment me so. Please keep you sweet arse safe and hidden from the Jappo imperialists. The thought of what they might do to you gives me flashbacks to my early days as a POW and sex slave to the might Pharaoh Revival, that half-naked, herpes-infested brute.
The thought of seagulls pecking at you, dump bees stinging your supple flesh and all manner of rhodents licking you while you sleep is more than I can bear. I promise to come to you tomorrow on my go kart and whisk you away to freedom. Just stay alive and stay strong, and maybe drive another cheeseburger into that gut of yours. Freedom is at hand, bud.
I've got all 7 seasons of the Trailer Park Boys for you, so do not fear, quality television is on its way.